i waas wondering if there was a place where I coulde get the real photoshop without paying for it and without going through a super long process to acquire it. I know it isn't the right thing to do but I'm low on funds for games and don't want to waste money on photoshop. Can someone help me out?

Can't tell you here."Illegal" activity ensues.
Google will give you the answers. Just have to know what to search and search long enough, if you really want it, you'll spend the possibly 2 hours searching to get it.
You'll probably run into porn on the way, so be prepared. Viruses are also common, if you do it wrong.

Here's a clue in the right direction... ninedown.

Its a clue, don't take it for exactly what it is -_-; In fact, I'm warning you to not to google that exact "word".

*clos'd*

Why not use paint.net or gimp instead?