Brick.

Would you rather have a pole heated to 2000 degrees and have one of your eyes forcibly removed from its socket with it, or have a pole heated to 500 degrees and be raped with it.

I'd take the mo fo in the eye.

Would you rather have two girls, one cup or goatse stuck in your head?

This post was last modified: 09-05-2008 09:12 PM by Düme.

2 girls.

Would you rather have the person you love most in the world die, in their sleep, but the world's most evil person also dies..a horrible death and makes the world a safer, better place.

OR

The person you love the most in the world lives a long, happy life, but without you, and the world's most evil person becomes your boyfriend / girlfriend.

This post was last modified: 09-05-2008 11:37 PM by Kindrik.

I'd take the evil chick. Evil chicks are hot.

Would you rather die Honorably in battle or in an explosion.

Honorably.

Would you rather play current games or past games?

current games

Here's a historical question, Would you rather fight through WW1, or WW2?

WW1, considering the soldiers didn't actually want to fight and it was all a mis-understanding. (Which is why the soldiers took breaks on holdiays and actually had parties with their "enemies".

Would you rather.. Rosie O Donnel, or Cher?

**** you, you monster. But Rosie

Coffee or tea?

This post was last modified: 09-06-2008 12:16 PM by Kindrik.

Tea.

Would you rather be a conjoined twin (an awesome sibling attached to you) or an evil twin. (pretends to be you and ruins your life and such) (not conjoined)

Evil twin, somehow it seems like there'd be the same amount of conflicts either way.
This is kind of like this or that, no?

Would you rather have a lot of posts which made no sense, or not too many posts that are epic win?

Less posts, more win.

Would you rather be wrongly convicted as a child pornographer (NOT a RAPIST, just a pornographer) or be wrongly convicted as a male prostitute who exclusively services other males?

Remember: You'll be going to prison either way, just which would you rather have the other inmates think you did?

Lol, does it matter in prison? You're still getting raped, but I'd say the men thing. They don't have to know what you did, so I'll just say I'm in for killing a whole police station filled with cops. When I get out however, I can just say "I like women" and everyone'll believe me. Children however... I wouldn't trust a guy if I knew he was a pedophile. <_<

Would you rather have sex and a happy life with the woman of your dreams and get every STD known to man, or have sex with every woman of your dreams whenever you pleased and died at 35.

sidenote: The STD's don't kill you.

This post was last modified: 09-06-2008 08:22 PM by Ricky.

First one. You can go on living with meds or treatment and just use condoms for the rest of your life.

Would you rather have this guy (skip to about 1:05) scream at a really high pitch into your ear from a very short distance for five minutes, or have the sound of a mosquito or wasp in your ear for the rest of your life?

First option

Would you rather die by suffocation or drowning?

Drowning's actually not all that bad.

Would you rather have only a Wii for this console generation and you can't play ANYTHING else, or have Nintendo drop out of the competition for good?

Wii only, rather than lose Nintendo forever.

Would you rather kill an animal or a completely innocent human being?

Kill an animal.

Here's one for you Americans:

Would you rather have the assassins not kill the Kenedys or not have that terrerists destroy the twin towers?

This post was last modified: 09-06-2008 10:40 PM by Kasaioni.

Not destroy the towers.

War with Iraq or Afghanistan?

Afghanistan. At least that one made some sense.

Unable to see, but able to "see" the future, or unable to hear but able to read peoples' thoughts.

thoughts.

no genitals / no arms