How would you describe each current game console if you had to describe it as a meal or food?
JT: I probably couldn't do it objectively.
You don't need to be objective!
I think the PS3 is the Surf 'n Turf. You want the lobster and steak and you're going to give yourself the treat of getting the best thing on the menu. The PS2 is your favorite burger restaurant -- you go there for comfort food and it's just always good and is a good value.
[As for the other two consoles], one [Wii] is a lollipop, and I'm too old for lollipops. The other one [Xbox 360] I get sick from once in a while because the cook isn't always reliable.
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STFU Tretton. That is all.
Also, your never to old for lollipops, fool.
Oh come on, you're never too old for candy, and lobster dinners are cool in all, but they cost alot
Surf n' Turf is too much food. I don't need all that.
And what's with this "unreliable cook" jargon? An unreliable cook is not a food or meal. He wanted to say meat that was cooked rare - always chancey - but he already used steak and burgers and was out of meat metaphors. hah
SHUT YO JIVE TALK AN' GIVE A BROTHER SOME SLACK FOOL! *gangsta rant over
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Tretton is a wise man, think's exactly the same as me.
Jack: you're never too old for a nice, sweet lollipop. Just ask yourself which food is selling more: the "surf and turf" or the "lollipop".
The answer is pretty easy.
Aww, I thought Sony had finally quit with their retarded comments a couple months ago.
If the price drops I'll get a surf n' turf.
If "surf n turf" cost as much (or as little) as a lollipop, I'd buy it, but my surf n turf would probably collect a lot more dust.
Here's my metaphor. Wii is like the console that revolutionizes home console gaming, costs half as much and is twice as much fun. As for the other ones... One is an over-priced console that tries to copy the others strong points but fails miserably at it. The other is a good system at a reasonable price, but yes it has a reputation of breaking and doesn't do anything innovative.
OK, so I suck at metaphors
heh
So can I lick my wii?
Yes, yes you can.
STFU Tretton. That is all.
Also, your never to old for lollipops, fool.
QFT. Nice call, LM-X
Tretton is a wise man, think's exactly the same as me.
I hope your being sarcastic.
O and I don't recommend licking your Wii.
*remembers he licked his Wii on launch*
Go ahead 
lmao i dont agree with you about the lolly pops
i think it's more like a snickers bar,
and i always go back to my snickers bar
lol i cant stop laughing at this thread lol
well everyone knows that lollipops are FTW. How many thousands of lollipops a day are sold? Compare that to the amount of Surf n turf and you'll notice a big difference in sales.
also, if you have Surf n turf everyday you'll get sick of it eventually. Lollipops are everlasting in goodness.
Jack Tretton FTL
wth? lee.jarrett got banned?
yep and good riddance he became incredibly annoying in a very short period of time...real odd kid