Okay this is a forum game I just thought up in two hilariously stupid and heat-stroke induced seconds so it may contain a few glitches and may occasionally lag *cough Red Steel cough* so here we go.
Basically, there's this character called Joe.
One person says something life-threatening about our little avatar like "Joe steps out onto a busy road in front of a big truck of galia melons"
And the person underneath has to say something lucky which saves him like,
"The truck hits a piece of uneven tarmac in the road which causes it to leap into the air just grazing Joe's hair"
Get it? I'll start:
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Joe leaves the gas on at the mains for while cooking for his hot date tonight. The doorbell rings, and Joe decides to light a candle.
But just before he can, an escaped monkey smashes down through the ventilation shaft and drop kicks Joe through the window of his 19th floor apartment.
joe is about to fall into a truck full of mouse traps, but from a 2-d view you cant see that the truck of mouse traps is to far from the right and that he is actually falling into a truck full of pillows.
(is that right?)
Taking inspiration from Super Paper Mario are we?
I also can't find anything life threatening about pillows so....
Joe gets out of the truck of pillows and finds himself face to face with a violent and drunk D4rk, holding his newly purchased shotgun.
Taking inspiration from Super Paper Mario are we?
I also can't find anything life threatening about pillows so....
Joe gets out of the truck of pillows and finds himself face to face with a violent and drunk D4rk, holding his newly purchased shotgun.
D4rk then falls on his knee's with his hand groaping his crotch.
His period kicked in...
Joe then try's to run away into the woods on the side of the road, there he finds a village, full of crazy demented villages, they surround him holding chain saws and pitch forks.
joe then finds leon kennedy, who gives him a handgun full of ammo, they team up and survive the hord of what appears to be zombies but they havent finished them all off
joe then finds leon kennedy, who gives him a handgun full of ammo, they team up and survive the hord of what appears to be zombies but they havent finished them all off
Out of the shadows jump's out dante, some major Boo-Tay kicking goes on.
3 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours 34 minutes 23 seconds later It is joe's birthday, his birthday cake is full of explosives and will go boom when he blows it out, Joe breaths in then...
suddenly the great fox comes down from the sky and takes joe and leon into space, later an engine a'splodes
NASA asks leon and joe to fix the engine in the satelite or it will crash into the earth destroying japan. leon and joe realize they forgot their space helmets but there is no time to go back
suddenly the great fox comes down from the sky and takes joe and leon into space, later an engine a'splodes
Later an engine a'splodes into strawberry jam.
When Joe is christmas shopping the malls 40ft tree fall's, suddenly when the tree is 2ft above joe's head
ok....forget cpt.mclouds cuz he was 2nd...
turns out nasa told joe and leon not to bother about the japan thing because godzilla all ready destroyed it, he was there last week but the engine is still going to explode
Leon trips on something which causes him to smash into the side of the space shuttle killing him. The item he tripped on continues going and gets clogged in the engine. The item was an inanimate carbon rod.
Joe safely lands back to earth. The next week while going shopping for cat food (even though he has a dog) he forgets to look when crossing the road
Leon trips on something which causes him to smash into the side of the space shuttle killing him. The item he tripped on continues going and gets clogged in the engine. The item was an inanimate carbon rod.
Joe safely lands back to earth. The next week while going shopping for cat food (even though he has a dog) he forgets to look when crossing the road
The car stalls 3ft from joe, Joe continues walking home, he see's a tramp in an alley asking for money,Joe walks into the alley to give the tramp some money, at that moment the tramp jump's up and reveals a butchers knife...
The tramp then asks if he would like to buy the butcher knife and he does.
While walking away he starts poking himself with the knife, and it gets snagged in his shirt, he then focuses on trying to take out the knife and doesn't see the crack in the floor. Not keeping balance, he slips and falls while the knife is pointed out his heart.
The tramp arrives at the nick of time realizing what a bad deal he had made on the knife and so yanks it out of him before he hits the ground.
Joe is still bleeding quite badly and collapses on the way to the hospital...
while riding on the ambulance joe revives concousness, minutes later he notices that the medical workers around him are exploding, could he be next? seconds later a nucular bomb hits the ambulance and joe has a heart attack and all the sharp things in the ambulance are pointed towards joes head and the ambulance rolls over, making the door unable to open at any time and a guy in a mask covers the ambulance in locked chains, and after everything else has happend the guy in the mask throws the ambulance into the deepest last lake in greenville(999ft)
while riding on the ambulance joe revives concousness, minutes later he notices that the medical workers around him are exploding, could he be next? seconds later a nucular bomb hits the ambulance and joe has a heart attack and all the sharp things in the ambulance are pointed towards joes head and the ambulance rolls over, making the door unable to open at any time and a guy in a mask covers the ambulance in locked chains, and after everything else has happend the guy in the mask throws the ambulance into the deepest last lake in greenville(999ft)
Everything suddenly stops, time space, the whole taco. Time starts to reverse, everything is good again and Joe is back christmas shopping at the mall and the 40ft tree is about to fall on him...
Luckily Joe remembers his 40ft Falling Tree classes he made himself take a few years back and manages to dive out of the way......
......on to a pile of old surgical syringes
i cant even follow whats going on anymore, i thought leon was dead.
joe suddenly wakes up and was relieved it was all a dream but he realized he wasnt in his own bed. dun dun ddddduuuunnnnn!!!!!
joe safely made it to his house, he had AIDS now