08-10-2007, 04:49 PM
Introduction-Y Halo Thar!
#1 - Obvious VGCats Ripoff
D4RK defeated Wild Beer Bed!
D4RK achieved level 3!
D4RK wants to learn HANGOVER. But he cannot learn more than four moves.
Which move would you like to forget?
> Memory
> Britishness
> Drink
> Videogames
Congratulations! D4RK forgot MEMORY and learned HANGOVER.
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Wild MORNINGDAY Appeared!
What will D4RK do?
D4RK used HANGOVER.
D4RK hurt himself in it's confusion.
D4RK fainted!
#2-Potter Dilemmas!
Alex: "Hey, D4rk. If you read Harry Potter, do you see him as yourself?"
D4rk: "Is he a drunker?"
Alex: "No."
D4rk: "Damn."
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Alex: "When I read Harry Potter, I sometimes see him as myself."
Düme: "Really?"
Alex: "Yeah.... 'Cept I'm not British."
Düme: "Thank god."
D4rk has no idea we did this.
#3-Wiiloadian Hunting
D4rk has found a wild LMX!
"Go! DÜME!"
What'll DÜME do?
DÜME used BLANKSTARE.
The attack was ineffective...
Wild LMX fled!
D4rk: "I WILL CATCH A WIILOADIAN." *throws Master Ball into air*
...
*Master Ball lands on D4rk*
-twitch- -twitch- -click-
D4RK was caught!
D4rk: "AHAHAHA! THE WIILOADIAN IS MINE!...Wait...Oh dear... Let me out?"
#4 - BAD EMOTE
W_R: "When is the next podcast going to be done?"Düme: "Podcast? We had no podcast."
W_R: "What about the one you did four weeks ago?"
Düme: "Oh... The audiofile with ramble on it?"
W_R: "..."
Düme: "Yeah, we had nothing."
#5-Gente-ly
W_R: Gente
Alex51011: What does Gente mean? Gentle?
W_R: No.
Alex51011: Err...Gentlemen?
W_R: No.
Alex51011: Oh! Does it mean no?
W_R: No you idiot.
Alex51011: Well you can gente yourself
*W_R cuts Alex off*
W_R: Gente means People
Alex51011: ._.; Oh.
#6-E-Sadness
Düme - All I keep seeing are these stupid SSBM Samus -vs- SSBB Samus articles on Digg upcoming.
Alex - But now she turns into Zero Suit Samus and she's nekked.
W_R - Real > Fake
Alex - But in my mind, they're real.*
Düme - He doesn't have an imagination, apparently.
Alex - I think he's crying.
Düme - Yeah. I feel e-saddness washing over this chat right now.
*Later on we realized this refered to breasts
#7 - This... Is... METROID!
Düme - "What is Metroid?"Alex51011 - "That's a funny question."
Düme - "..."
Alex51011 - "Y'know those things that SUCK the LIFE out of you?"
Düme - "Sounds kinky."
#8-Crazy? CRAZY?! WHO YOU CALLING CRAZY?!
Wii_Rulez- Man really. Stop that, it's weird.Wii_Rulez- yes i am
Düme- Who are you talking to, Yaoizram?
Alex51011- I believe you're out of it mate.
Wii_Rulez- Nooooo...yeeeesss
Düme- You're facing a wall...Seriously, dude.
*picks up phone to call the nice men in white coats*
Alex51011-*answers phone*
Hello?
Düme-51011, we've got a Waller, here. Bring everything. STAT. *click*
Wii_Rulez is currently facilitated in a nice padded room. He has many walls he can talk to.