I also learned that i can take as many bullets as i want as long as i can take cover!
simple: every girls should have giant boobs that stay in the same position, no matter who they are fighting. lmao
simple: every girls should have giant boobs that stay in the same position, no matter who they are fighting. lmao
Wrong! Boobs 'jiggle' uncontrollably, even when stationary. (Seriously, play DoA)
Games have taught me that if you come across a locked gate that you could easily jump over normally, you shouldn't. You have to go around it and find the key which takes a larger amount of time that just jumping over it in the first place would have.
How to kill someone weird ways. Lawlzorz, blame that to Mortal Kombat.
it did teach me random info which ill nvr need. it also taught me to c things faster and to be better at other video games to come
Walls are absolutely indestructible, except where you can see a crack.
I can save the world in less then 3 hours.
That if I'm running low on time, I just need to play the Inverted Song of Time on my Ocarina to slow things down.
They taught me that people have multiple hearts. (Zelda)
No matter how big an army you're fighting, you alone can defeat them. (almost all FPSs)
No matter how badly you crash your car, it's always in mint condition. Pressing "r" will also reset you to the perfect position on the track. (NFS)
Lawyers find their own evidence for their cases, and the case only starts when they have enough to prove their client innocent. Otherwise, the case is delayed another day, or 2. (Phoenix Wright)
By the end of the case, the real murderer is found guilty, the real murderer is always a witness.
video games have taught me that i too can shoot zombies with guns that arent real
they have prepared me for the worst....must.....stock....up....on....more....ammo!!!!!
You know Ive actually learned how to spell tons of words from playing Mario and Zelda when I was smaller. It also expanded my vocabulary!
Video games taught me:
If I found a gun I'd never heard of before, I would instantly know how to use it.
A princess will definitely be kidnapped during her life. Often more than once.
People who guard terrorist bases have poor eyesight.
In the future, the use of lethal weapons will be allowed in sports.
If I ever crash land in the middle of the ocean near a lighthouse, and find a bathysphere inside, I should use it to descend to the bottom of the ocean. Furthermore, if I happen to find a syringe with a strange chemical in it, I should immediately inject myself with it. (Bioshock)
You know Ive actually learned how to spell tons of words from playing Mario and Zelda when I was smaller. It also expanded my vocabulary!
mario teaches typing FTW
eating food, will restore my health and heal my wounds.
Boom HEADSHOT... does not always mean "insta kill"
Video games have taught me that:
- Shotgun+Zombie Army=Fun
- Just because you can make a video game, doesn't mean you should
- Fanboys are crazystyle
- Asians kick serious ass
- If I shoot stuff, ammo pops up eventually
- at the end, I can press reset and do it all over again, carrying the same damn weapons I found and upgraded throughout!
To Play More Video Games and Guiater Hero doesn't make you any better at guitar
The olympic high/long jump record is nothing
boxes are the best place to hide
ANYTHING can be a video game.
They taught me that I need the blue key to unlock the blue door (Doom)