Video games taught me that carry 10+ items as well as various bottles, shields, swords, tunics and boots on me all at once without being slowed down at all.
I also learnt that when wearing Iron boots you can hardly move, but as soon as they are in your pocket, it's as if they're weightless.
i learned you can never wake yourself up for an adventure, its always your mum
I can walk into people's houses and be given things for it.
That if I collect an item in a temple, the boss I face at the end will have an hilariously easy to find weakness using said item.
I've learned that a human being is capable of curling into a ball no bigger than a soccer ball.
Video games have taught me that intelligent Space Dragons who command Space Pirate battalions and are one of the few left of their species shouldn't be messed with...
Just because I play POKEMON, doesnt mean my CAT can fit in a POKEBALL D=
When I die, I lose some points.
I collect giant coins.
I pick a new mode every day.
Some random nerd is sitting somewhere with a controller in his hand making me move.
If I fall into a pit with giant spikes at the bottom, I won't be impaled to death. I'll just bounce off and be briefly hurt.
At certain points in my life, everything goes dark and a mysterious voice asks if I want to save.
Killing large creatures can cause their lair to collapse for some bizarre reason.
The more ninjas there are attacking me, the easier they will be to defeat.
It is possible to make an armour out of solid gold.
That itis possible to win the 2006 world cup with cantona in the france squad...
Dancing can save the world from an alien invasion
I dont need to really play the guitar to be a guitar hero!
Your default guns never run out of ammo
If your spotted while using stealth just hide and you will be forgotten about
Dead body's disappear if you leave the room
Nerds are hot
You can continue if you die
Long falls wont kill you
A tree can stop a tank
All lesser enemy's are the same person
Hedgehogs are incredibly faster then my car, YOU CAN NOT RIDE THEM!
Wow prinny, you're full of these things!
That is the result of 20+ years of gameing
Also massive strong thumbs
When you join the army, the first thing they teach you is how to walk.
Getting shot and killed will cause you to come back to life and temporarily become invincible.
It is possible to carry 8 different weapons plus ammo and not be weighed down.
Simply being in shadow is sufficient to stay hidden from enemy guards.
Fighting tournaments can be held anywhere- stadiums, theme parks, Buddhist temples, polar ice caps, and even space stations are all acceptable.