Eating Mushrooms will not make you grow. You will die. Just eat your veggies instead.
it taught me how to boil an egg.
It taught me that virtual farming is a lot easier then actual farming.
hm.... I scored higher on spatial reasoning from tetris....
It taught me if I wear a ribbon, I will be never hurt from anything, I cant be poisened.
I can't be lit on fire with a ribbon on. :3
Video games taught me that people won't mind if I walk into their house and nick their stuff, and that eating food left on the floor will allow me to heal any injuries.
It taught me that its dangerous to go alone, take this with you!
How to kill a metroid...
Ice...
Its all about the Ice...
I make sure to go through every alley in the city, just to see if I can find crates with guns in them.
Video games taught me that I can only defeat Dark Samus' final form with Phazon powered shots.
I can take a gun shot to the chest then have sex with a prositute and not get and STD's... better yet, it well make me heathier.
They have taught me that Conker really did have a Bad Fur Day.
They told me every fantasy isn't final.
They have taught me that my princess was, in fact, in another castle. Stupid Toad.
Jumping at levitating squares will yeild money (Mario)
As long as I'm in a gang, the cops don't give a **** how many people I run over (Saints Row)
Most people can survive a few hits from a shotgun (Halo)
Guys in trenchcoats with bandanas over their faces will sell me guns and upgrades (RE4)
Boobs seem to be exempt from the laws of physics (Especially the japanese type) (Dead or Alive)
If you can skate then no matter how far you fall, you'll never die (THPS)
If I go on an adventure where I will be killing things I wont get the best weapons until the end of the adventure.
The russians have an unlimited supply of nukes
All non-Caucasians talk like XZibit
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye" (Serious Sam)
If you hear fast paced music you're about to meet an onslaught of bad guys
If you hear sinister music, somethings up. <_< >_>
Rocket launchers don't hurt infantry (C&C)
You can look like a weedy emo kid but still carry a sword bigger than your body (FF7)
Becoming Luminous is good (FF9)
An elephant can fit in your pocket (WoW)
The world was 2D before 1995
Video games taught me that you should never get on Duke Nukem's bad side, or attack any babes around him.
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They also taught me that you can use Phoenix Down's to revive dead people in battles, but if they die in a cutscene for some reason they do not work.
Video games taught me:
I could fight an army of technologically-advanced aliens by myself if I had to.
I can gain gold coins by killing things.
I can carry tons of those coins without them weighing me down.
People with silver hair are evil.
Anyone with the title of Doctor is evil.
If I fight lots of people I will become tougher and be able to gain special powers.
games taught me to become a surgeon. anybody need a lung stitched up?
Sleeping in a tent whilst deadly poisoned or paralysed will fix you up to perfect health.
Video Games taught me that I have more lives than a cat, that I can jump from extrodinarily high places without fear of death and that money (coins) can buy you anything...