Alright troops! School has already tooken many willoadians and we need to stop it from taking more. Alright, if we all band together and team 1 fires flaming pinecones into the forest and field right by school, it will create the nessisary destraction for team 2 and 3 to infiltrate the school. Team 2 will steal the master keys and lock all the doors while Team 3 destroys the main generator. Repeat for all schools. We team 2 will switch to realeasing the kids if school has already started.
its my first day of highschool tomorrow, I am forced to try.
i say you still need school- you spelt "taken" -tooken
pwned
usually bomb threats are what close schools down- just dont get caught
dont DO THAT
believe me when you get older you'll miss school.
DONT RUIN CLOUDS FIRST DAY OF HS!!!!!!
RELEASE THE GEESE!
we released ducks and geese into our school as a part of senior prank day...the teachers got so annoyed that a bunch of them gave up trying to get people to concentrate so they made class a free period...and since half the day had gone by without the animal people showing up, our principal decided that it was a wasted day, and everyone could leave if they had a mode of transportation other than the bus.
Enjoy school while you still can people!
Next is either college/uni or work.. and I assure you. Neither is very fun.
Well, college and uni can be fun, but its not fun to pay 10k a year to go there. Nor the amount of studying/homework you have to do.
*Enjoys last year of HS while he can*
How to stop school starting?
If you wouldnt mind staging a national Coupe etat (Think I got that right) then it might work.
i say you still need school- you spelt "taken" -tooken
pwned
usually bomb threats are what close schools down- just dont get caught
And you spelled "spelled" - spelt. And don't even get my started on your capitalization and punctuation.
pwned
Be greatful
1. You live in a Nation which can give you an education, and a national literacy rate of 99.9%.
2. You can get a good education.
When you start to work, you'll be greatful how smart school has made you, and in many ways, you'll deeply miss it. I know most of your parents say it, but I can say it (as a 22 year old), don't rush it, when it's gone, you have the rest of your life... to work.
Easier to pick up girls at school than at home or work
Make use of that.
Dont go in
Simple
and then you can live for the rest of your life looking for a decent job
@ joker...actually, work's a goldmine in that area for me. lol
And this is the internet, full of nerds...(see thread...). Don't people generally LIKE school?
@ Rawr. 10k. If that is either £ or $, they're both pretty low compared to private/public schools by me.
@ LZ, great prank. Last year's was rats in the auditorium during an assembly. Also, all the seniors dump their papers in the hall on the last day of school.... Porn and Spitoon's are intermittently strewn throughout.
*unfurls a map and place on the middle of the table*
Team 1 will consist of me, Cloud, TLC, JM, lz, Rawrmander, Cpt.McCloud, GlueGun, sc7, z6, DarkPrinny, and Brawny.
Team 2 will consist of Toon342.
Team 1 will move to this area of the building where there is a couch, TV, and cold drinks. Team 2, you will take the bomb with a 2 second timer to the other side of the building, here.
Team 2, remember that's you Toon, will need to carfully carry the bomb out there in scortching heat. Once you make it here, you will be able to see Team 2 through the window drinking cold drinks and watching family programming.
After that, Team 2 will continue to here, place the bomb and run. Should you make it out alive you may join Team 2 in drinking cold drinks and watching family programming. Ready? Go!
*unfurls a map and place on the middle of the table*
Team 1 will consist of me, Cloud, TLC, JM, lz, Rawrmander, Cpt.McCloud, GlueGun, sc7, z6, DarkPrinny, and Brawny.
Team 2 will consist of Toon342.
Team 1 will move to this area of the building where there is a couch, TV, and cold drinks. Team 2, you will take the bomb with a 2 second timer to the other side of the building, here.
Team 2, remember that's you Toon, will need to carfully carry the bomb out there in scortching heat. Once you make it here, you will be able to see Team 2 through the window drinking cold drinks and watching family programming.
After that, Team 2 will continue to here, place the bomb and run. Should you make it out alive you may join Team 2 in drinking cold drinks and watching family programming. Ready? Go!
Too big to quote...
I hate you
And no burlap sack and chainsaw?
I am dissapointed in you...
Ah, my printing shop just got in a new shipment of burlap. I can provide the head-gear.
Errrrrr
Im not a team player
I work allone
i say you still need school- you spelt "taken" -tooken
pwned
usually bomb threats are what close schools down- just dont get caught
And you spelled "spelled" - spelt. And don't even get my started on your capitalization and punctuation.
pwned
did you miss the irony? 
but punctuation and caps i dont care about on here...its informal speech so theres really no need for any of that....now if it was formal like someone of importance was reading this...then id begin to care
but im glad someone caught on to "spelled and spelt"
you get a cookie
Well, the local grammar school released three pigs into their school with numbers painted on their backs
"1", "2" and "4"
the staff spend three days looking for pig number "3"
*unfurls a map and place on the middle of the table*
Team 1 will consist of me, Cloud, TLC, JM, lz, Rawrmander, Cpt.McCloud, GlueGun, sc7, z6, DarkPrinny, and Brawny.
Team 2 will consist of Toon342.
Team 1 will move to this area of the building where there is a couch, TV, and cold drinks. Team 2, you will take the bomb with a 2 second timer to the other side of the building, here.
Team 2, remember that's you Toon, will need to carfully carry the bomb out there in scortching heat. Once you make it here, you will be able to see Team 2 through the window drinking cold drinks and watching family programming.
After that, Team 2 will continue to here, place the bomb and run. Should you make it out alive you may join Team 2 in drinking cold drinks and watching family programming. Ready? Go!
Sir yes sir! I will not dissapoint you! And the bomb is a nuclear bomb!
Well, the local grammar school released three pigs into their school with numbers painted on their backs
"1", "2" and "4"
the staff spend three days looking for pig number "3"
When did they realise they were looking for a pig that didn't exist?