Already preordered your copy of Halo 3? Decorated your fridge with fan art of Master Chief? Bought a tent to camp out in while you wait in line for Best Buy to open, which you have decorated with puff paint versions of the Halo logo? Go no further. This product was made for you, my friend.
The Halo 3 condom comes in a discreet orange packaging and encourages you to "Finish the f*ck". Can you imagine telling your friends that you banged a chick wearing a Halo condom? Would they be orange, or a nice army green to keep your sausage well disguised while dashing through the jungle? Sadly we'll never know, because the item isn't a real manufactured product, but a total internet matlock on those of us willing to buy any piece of merchandise with a Halo logo. I'd laugh, but then I'd have to justify my Final Fantasy collection.
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LMFAO
The more expensive ones have Master Chief's Helmet on the end - for extra protection.
LMAO! if they actually made those, they'd sell so well.
WHAT???!!??!??
Now I have to buy more to complete my condom collection.
I cannot believe you guys havnt seen the mario ones...
Little red cap on the end
Wow, not at the whole idea, but i was just about to post the exact same thing that D4rk said with the helmet.
Like anyone that plays Halo actually has a girlfriend
Like anyone that plays Halo actually has a
girlfriend life
LMAO XD
I have a girlfriend and sometimes play Halo.
Keyword sometimes therefore you blow at halo online and are semi non nerdish...
Therefore you get fat girls!
I had a girlfriend that played halo?
I had a girlfriend that played halo?
D4rk, I think you better drug her and check
had
They might still be out there
LOL I'd use it.
Master Chief never phails
Well, Trojan Condoms>Spartan Condoms
LOL that is sick. I'd laugh if they have a helmet at the end!!!!
XD i would totally buy a pack of those...
now, if it was Link related...you could sign me up for about a dozen <3
"But will the system I'm using it on crash?"
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Relevant.