10-21-2007, 05:52 PM
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Here I am, sitting in the computer lab at my college with an hour and a half before my next class. Since I have nothing better to do, and I am also a cheap, dirty $2 whore for website traffic, I figured I’d talk a bit about Halo 3’s online multiplayer. “Why?” you ask? Well, because I can and odds are everyone under the sun owns it by now.
In short: It’s awesome. That’s really it. I could just put up a stupid image of Master Chief quoting Lil John and call it a day, but no. I fear that I have to vent a bit. You see, through my time playing Halo 3, I’ve come across quite a few groups of people. From the creepy old men who tried to talk about sex acts with his ex until EVERYONE muted him, to ten year old children who have mouths more foul than Pig-Pen’s underwear drawer.
Now, there are, literally, hundreds of different categories for which to lump gamers into. This list deals exclusively with those that, I feel, taint the game for those of us who are on to have a good time. Those groups of players who, no matter what, you just can’t stand.
Douchebags.
#1.) Swordsmen
The first group of people are those who use the swords… not all of you, don’t get nervous. Hell, we ALL use the swords. Even I use the sword from time to time. “Swordsmen”, however, are classified as those people who use SOLELY the sword, clutching it so tightly you’d think it gave free handjobs. The worst of these punks are those who hang around near the sword’s spawn point, camping like a little pansy ass until it spawns. 9 out of 10 times they can be found hiding in the corner or behind a ramp with either a rocket launcher or Spartan Laser. This leads me into group two…
In short: It’s awesome. That’s really it. I could just put up a stupid image of Master Chief quoting Lil John and call it a day, but no. I fear that I have to vent a bit. You see, through my time playing Halo 3, I’ve come across quite a few groups of people. From the creepy old men who tried to talk about sex acts with his ex until EVERYONE muted him, to ten year old children who have mouths more foul than Pig-Pen’s underwear drawer.
Now, there are, literally, hundreds of different categories for which to lump gamers into. This list deals exclusively with those that, I feel, taint the game for those of us who are on to have a good time. Those groups of players who, no matter what, you just can’t stand.
Douchebags.
#1.) Swordsmen
The first group of people are those who use the swords… not all of you, don’t get nervous. Hell, we ALL use the swords. Even I use the sword from time to time. “Swordsmen”, however, are classified as those people who use SOLELY the sword, clutching it so tightly you’d think it gave free handjobs. The worst of these punks are those who hang around near the sword’s spawn point, camping like a little pansy ass until it spawns. 9 out of 10 times they can be found hiding in the corner or behind a ramp with either a rocket launcher or Spartan Laser. This leads me into group two…
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the quitters are the ones that really "grind my gears"(borrowed from TLC).
he didnt mention the TK'ers. those guys are also complete pieces of ass.
i dont really have an issue with the voice thing since i dont really use it to communicate with my team. i use it to private chat with a friend instead. it def. makes the game a lot less annoying, plus i dont have to worry about offending anyone.
so is there anything you guys feel should be added to the list? any objections to the list? speak up!
i got a wee bit mad and was gonna shoot him back with my pilum but then he got kicked from the game.