after some thought i think this thread will do some good or some serious hurt, notice that the Joke in tha JOKE thread is the only thing is caps, thats because remeber its just a JOKE. that being said try not to go to overboard and a mod can edit this post to add some rules.
and REMEBER! these are only jokes.
well heres my joke:
what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
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nothing, you already told her twice.
(i do realise that there are women in this forum and like i said its only a joke. hopefully theyll find it funny, just like how i find black jokes funny. (well most of them lol))
if that joke was to much then this thread will die quick, but if it was please just edit it. ill take the hint
Everything is bigger and better in the USA
An American comes over to Ireland on his vacation. He lands in Dublin Airport, and gets a taxi from there to his hotel. On the way there, the taxi driver stops at a set of traffic lights.
The American points at a building and says, "Wow, that's a lovely building, how long did that take to build?"
The taxi driver replies, "I'm not sure, I think it took about a year"
In response the American says, "In the States that would have only taken 6 months"
They stop at another set of lights later on, and the same thing happens.
"Gosh, what a cool looking building block, how long were they building that?"
The driver says, "I think it took about 6 months"
"In America that would have only taken 3"
Stopping at yet another set of traffic lights, the American man says to the cabbie, "Now this is the best building so far, how long did it take to build that?"
And the taxi driver, pretty annoyed at this stage replies,
"I don't know, but it wasn't there yesterday"
An American comes over to Ireland on his vacation. He lands in Dublin Airport, and gets a taxi from there to his hotel. On the way there, the taxi driver stops at a set of traffic lights.
The American points at a building and says, "Wow, that's a lovely building, how long did that take to build?"
The taxi driver replies, "I'm not sure, I think it took about a year"
In response the American says, "In the States that would have only taken 6 months"
They stop at another set of lights later on, and the same thing happens.
"Gosh, what a cool looking building block, how long were they building that?"
The driver says, "I think it took about 6 months"
"In America that would have only taken 3"
Stopping at yet another set of traffic lights, the American man says to the cabbie, "Now this is the best building so far, how long did it take to build that?"
And the taxi driver, pretty annoyed at this stage replies,
"I don't know, it wasn't there yesterday"
...... ?
Heres a joke:
FPS Nate LOL
Heres a joke:
FPS Nate LOL
...? hey play nice.
ill give you a joke and ill be nice about it to. and sorry if that first joke offended you.
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3 midgets are waiting to set set a world record. the first midget gets called before the judges and goes in, and sure enough a few minutes later comes out with a smile on his face and says "YES!, i have the smallest hands in the world!!!" and walks off. not soon after the first midget leaves does the second one get a call from the judges. he goes in and comes out saying "YES!! i have the smallest feet in the world!!" and walks off. soon after the second midget is dismissed the third one gets called in. however he comes out rather pissed saying "damn, whos this lee jarrat guy." and walks off, with his fly still undone.
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@crazyPumkin ...? im stumped please explain lol
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Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
a mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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In other words to shut the cocky american up he tells him the building was built in a day
In other words to shut the cocky american up he tells him the building was built in a day
oh haha
FPS Nate, My joke was just a joke. Never meant to be took seriously..
FPS Nate, My joke was just a joke. Never meant to be took seriously..
does it look like i took it seriously? cause i didnt, honestly.
post another joke or just leave, this thread doesnt need the drama you bring everywhere.
Back on topic, im going to hell for this one.... damn
why do women love jesus christ?
because he was hung like this <-------------------> (using arms)
hopefully god has a sense of humor.
Gotta stop d-posting FPS Nate
*hug*
Its a joke d4rk isnt in this video:
E for All Gamer travel distance
(Jeffrey from Florida FTW)
wow are they serious, a guy from frikin seatle? if he had a set of balls he could have drivin.
omg hahaha that guy from floridia, whats he on? i got to get me some. i kid i kid thats pretty mean.
d4rk would have r4p3'd that list, if they found him.
Here's a good one IMO.
There is a ship sailing the ocean blue, with a captain and his crew.
One day, the captains most loyal crew mate says to him, "Captain, there is a ship coming toward us, and it appears to be firing at us. What should I do?"
The captain abruptly says, "Get me my red shirt."
In the span of a few minutes, the two ships meet, and war breaks out. Eventually, the captain and his crew are triumphant.
The crew mate then says to the captain, "Why did you want me to get your red shirt?"
"Well," the captain says, "just in case I was wounded, I didn't want anybody to be able to see it."
And they sail on. After a few weeks, the crew mate approaches the captain once again.
"What seems to be the trouble?" The captain asks him.
"Sir," says the crew mate, nearly out of breath, "There's... a fleet of twenty ships coming. What shall I do?"
The captain then ponders for a moment, then says "...Get me my brown pants."
Here's a good one IMO.
There is a ship sailing the ocean blue, with a captain and his crew.
One day, the captains most loyal crew mate says to him, "Captain, there is a ship coming toward us, and it appears to be firing at us. What should I do?"
The captain abruptly says, "Get me my red shirt."
In the span of a few minutes, the two ships meet, and war breaks out. Eventually, the captain and his crew are triumphant.
The crew mate then says to the captain, "Why did you want me to get your red shirt?"
"Well," the captain says, "just in case I was wounded, I didn't want anybody to be able to see it."
And they sail on. After a few weeks, the crew mate approaches the captain once again.
"What seems to be the trouble?" The captain asks him.
"Sir," says the crew mate, nearly out of breath, "There's... a fleet of twenty ships coming. What shall I do?"
The captain then ponders for a moment, then says "...Get me my brown pants."
hahaha lol he shiza'd his pants