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This is the offical Chuck Norris thread, where you talk about Chuck Norris, post Pictures about Chuck Norris, ect. Here's some pics;

OMG Chuck Norris's Toliet paper!

People talk about this guy way too much that it's just dumb. Common question I ask:

"Chuck Norris is so awsum"

"Why is he awesome then?"

"Erm, coz he iz lol ROFL. He can blo up a plane wit one bullet LOL!"

"Urgh, blocked"

offical? u aint no staff!

yea really

Chuck Norris Rules!!!!!!!

chuck!!!!

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Clash of Titans

i was gunna post that before lol

sorry im a bigger bruce lee fan <3

im gunna get a round house kick to the face probably for saying that

thats was chuck norris stunt double... his skil was too realistic for bruce lee...

they once sparrred in a fight... thats how the san andreas fault was created.

See?

Sorry, but only Chuck has that manly patch of fur.

I remember that movie. Chuck is the only man that can have a hand full of hair ripped off his chest and still have a chest full of hair.

I thought I was the only one who thought Chuck Norris jokes where overused to the point of retardation. I'm not alone!
*tears*

First of all Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

Second.
Jet Li also > Chuck Norris

agreed like i wrote rawr, bruce lee pwns chuck norris hands down

jet li? meh..... maybe that guy from kung fu possibly david caradine (spelling?)

jackie chan? no contest for chuck norris!

Pre-Tuxedo Jackie Chan > Chuck Norris

Post-Tuxedo Jackie Chan is a faliure.

And have you seen Fearless, Hero, or Unleashed? Jet Li is totally ftw.

Only Bruce Lee was a match for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not that great (don't club me cuz I love the guy) but that's what makes it so funny and so random. I do wonder how it got started though.

unleashed was good, fearless was good, hero was meh

Yeah, I agree with that. I do like Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and just about anyone else involved in any form of fighting. I used to train in a couple different fighting techniques and I love the art a lot. If you want to see some example of the last technique I learned (more than 3 years ago and now I'm a couch potato...) then check out a movie called Ong Bak (wait, I forgot what they call it in the states) but the style is called Muay Chaiya, though he changed some of the technique to make it more flashy for the movie.

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How about Kung Fu Hustle? Sure wasn't realistic, but funny as hell.
The story line is ditched and they just go all out fighting xD