* Cloud kills everyone with his superspecialawesome hair
*Alex cuts Cloud's hair off*
* this fight was over a while ago EVERYONE IS DEAD!*
*pulls katana out of skull I found on Halo 3*
Weird...
*presses RB on 360 controller to throw grenade back at Alex*
*gives Snake a sweet chin music*
Who wants some?!
*falls out of the sky onto your shoulders*
*snake beats your skull inwards with a spoon*
*makes a hole in your head*
*starts eating your brain with my skull
*Ricky dies very painfully*
...
*revives all dead people*
*charges over to cloud*
*grips his head*
*places my foot on his shoulder*
*starts ripping his head from his neck*
*pulls his his head off*
*cloud is dead*
...
*turns around*
*snake is still gripping clouds head*
*throws it at alex*
*instant kill*
*snakes starts to dance*
*watches ricky run with his brain dripping out the back of his head*
*puts a stick of butter on the ground and pushes the dancing snake so he slips and falls off the nearby ledge into the spikey floor below*
*peers over and sees a spike through the middle of his body*
*smiles and skips away*
*takes the small as a pin spike from my back*
"you call that a kill?"
*taps on lz back*
*she turns around*
*pulls back my fist*
*slams my fist through your skull*
*pushes your body to the ground and begins jumping and stamping on it*
*laughs at your foolishness*
*smiles and skips away*
*HIDES*
*sees Snake hiding right in front of him*
*pulls out fully loaded .12 gauge shotgun and shoots Snake in the back of the head*
*Snake's brains land on LZ*
*LZ faints*
*pulls out fully loaded FRAG-12 and shoots Snake continuously with grenade rounds*
*turns invisible and runs*
* M@gicM@rker sees through the cloaking device
* M@gicM@rker stabs Ricky in the back with a rusty sword
* M@gicM@rker pulls a pin out of a grenade
* M@gicM@rker quickly sticks the grenade in the cut
"Enjoy."
* M@gicM@rker portal jumps to another dimension and closes the portal after he's through
"Mu hahaha!" "Ricky, that so called snake you just killed was my clone."
*before the grenade blows up I grab the grenade from his body*
*throws it in a different direction*
*it happens to open up M@gics portal and also happens to land in his mouth*
*blows marks head from his body*
*uses first aid of Ricky*
*hands him a cookie*
"This automatically saves me from death."
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* M@gicM@rker uses the power of 69 to destroy whoever replies to this post
*throws shoe at m@gic which explodes on contact*
*nukes the whole universe*
*everyone dies*
*nobody is alive*
*nobosy can come back to life*
*everything is inanimate*
*nothing exists*
*pokes at the nothingness and escapes*
You said "*nobosy can come back to life*" So that means you said.. Nobosy you never said nobody so HAH a loophole *Pops up through the hole and brings everybody back to life and the world exactly as it was before nuke and its impossible to destroy now ... *Slashes link zeldas throat and digs inside and messes around and pulls her lungs out blood seeping through her neck hole and i pick her up by her spine and throw her into a wall and catch her on fire while she screams and i get of.. You know what yall can go ahead ... :o
*Slowly backs away*
*runs away from zsakul*
wow how did i end up in antartica?
*eats a penguin*
o.O
*wonders how she can still scream if her lungs were taken out*
*realizes that zsaku completely failed at taking her lungs or doing anything to her because it was only in his dream*
*decapitates zsaku in the real world*
*slaps Snake*
Take your beatings like a real man! You have infinite lives!
*slaps LZ*
That's for being a girl!
*slaps brando*
That's for trying to think of ways to destroy everyone! There's a loophole to everything!
*slaps toon*
Penguins don't even taste good!
*Slaps M@gic*
Why are you using red font?!
*slaps zsakul2*
You scare me!
*runs*
*presumes with a slap fight with ricky*
Penguins. Taste. GOOD!!!!
*LZ just sits there watching, eating popcorn*