*Observes the carnage*
*Rubs chin in deep thought*
*Covers self in napalm, ignites, and proceeds to give Snake a nice big hug*
*doesn't know what napalm is so assumes he's on fire*
*Puts HappyNoodleboy through the pain olympics*
Napalm is like a sticky molten fire type bomb. It was used in war I think.
Don't take my word for it considering I don't know much.
*runs round with peices of my flesh burning off*
It's a jelly-type substance that is HIGHLY flammable/explosive (think really thick gasoline). It was used primarily by the US in Vietnam.
*gets gold medal in pain olympics*
*begins throwing Snake's flaming pieces of flesh at Cloud*
*tries licking my elbow*
*kills everyone with a stick*
*plays with the stick*
*squirts lemon juice in your eyes*
*watches you squirm on the ground*
*chops off your head*
stop coming back to life, ya zombie...
*pushes LZ down a flight of stairs*
*Rubs LZ's head in deep thought*
*snaps off LZ's head*
*uses multi-shadow clone jutsui to create 100 Toons, then each toon creates 100 more toons, and everyone create another 100 toons*
*precedes to do plan*
Sets off 13 megaton thermonuclear device.
gutted.
*stamps brando into the freakin' ground so he stops JUMPING!*
*recovers from massive nitrous high and subdues inane giggling*
*rolls on ground useless*