You know what? I think it's time we fought each other. Consider it a forum game if you will, but if it is a game the rules are simple. Fight whoever you want, however you want. As long as it's in *asterisks*, it's alright. You don't even necessarily have to fight, you can run from the fight or watch the fight, but as soon as you post in here, you're included, so don't be surprised if you post that you're watching from the sidelines and suddenly someone runs and kicks you in the jaw.
Oh, maybe I should include a rule... okay:
1) No stupid moves like *is invincible*
-That's lame. If someone kills you, just come back and kill them! Heck burn down their house if you want to, just don't add anything lame like *makes a shield no one can break*. It's a fight, not a pansyfest! You have an infinite amount of lives, keep laying the smackdown! :p
So if you wanna join, join... heck, I'd love to beat the crap out of you.
*stands here waiting for someone to fight*
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Actually...
*goes to sleep*
ricky...
*pulls out gun and shoots*
uve just been shot in ur thumb with a gun. enjoy
*Runs up to Wii for me*
*smashes him over the head with my shotty*
*grips your head*
*rams my knee into your nose*
*your nose breaks*
*gets you into a head lock*
*suflex*
*shoots you in your leg with my shotty*
*curb stomps your head*
Yay that was fun, cool thread.
*summons an army of 1 million monkeys*
MONKEYS ATTACK!!!!
*monkeys tear snake into a million trillion peices*
*each monkey turns into a hundred ninjas*
Who wants to take me on now?
*lights self on fire*
Ninjas can't catch you if your on fire
beat that
isnt this like "kill the user above you" which got locked?
This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen.
Therefore. ****** slap Ricky* It is ONNNN
isnt this like "kill the user above you" which got locked?
no, cause this isn't necessarily about killing. although it can be. wait, didnt i kill you already?
*drags TLC away*
i came back from the dead!!!!
**chloroforms your face!**
*throws sodium down TLC's throat and watches her explode*
*hides in shadows behind the corner of a brick building, prepared with grenades and smoke bombs*
*takes out scilenced-sniper, and takes aim at brawny*
Brando: (quietly) stay still so i can shoot you!
*shoots and tears out the side of brawnys head, leaving blood and flesh laying on the ground*
*cloud walks slowly toward Brando from behind*
(quiet)
*hears faint noise*
Brando: huh?
*turns around and throws a genade at cloud, cloud jumps up toward the brick wall to evade it*
*i take aim at cloud and cloud gets ready to strike*
Brando: Alliance?
*Brando prepares sniper*
*hits brando in the head with a brick and kills him*
*laughs at Kristen's laugh*
*smacks her over the head as she whines about me laughing at her laugh*
Lol, that was so funny. (You remember, I hope.)
XD
*Brando wakes later up with a bump on his head*
Brando: people dont die like that.
*puts on army helmet*
Brando: yo, twisted!
*pulls out knife and preforms a MK-like brutality on twisted*
*twisted dies*
brando: thats how people die!
*drags body into sewer*
*runs back to cloud*
Brando: well?
*Brando expects someone to attack, and prepares*
*spits chloroform back at TLC's face*
*sets a bombchu on course for brando*
*gets out the biggest, deadliest trout she's got and slaps M@gic*
*crawls out of the sewer and creeps up on brando*
*uses a nail gun to attach brando's feet to the ground so he cant dodge linkszelda's bomb again*
*hides in a dark corner to watch*
*snakes uses the dark corner to his advantage*
*creeps behind Twisted*
*snaps his neck*
*rolls forward towards lz*
*grips my grenade*
*rams it into your mouth*
*rolls backwards to dodge the blast*
*Lz blows to pieces*
*takes the nails from Brandos feet*
Friends?
....No?
*rams the nails into his face and impales his brain*
*throws a cheese triangle at snakes head*
*hides behind a box*
**shoots everyone dead with a ar15 m4 rifle then sets your bodies on fire**
i win
