01-02-2008, 10:05 AM
So yeah... I just spent the last 60ish minutes fighting against the Hell Wyrm in Final Fantasy XII. He had roughly 10,000,000HP.
And he was only a warm up for the real challenge, a powerful Wyrm called Yiazmat.
He has about 50,000,000HP.
No, that wasn't an error. He actually has 50,000,000HP as other FF-XII players (like Cloud and Ricky) can testify to it. And a further note: I have three people in my party and at MAXIMUM they can deal 9,999 damage... (stupid No-Break-Damage-Limit upgrade)
That's it. So you do the maths.
I'll keep you posted on my progress...
F***, Yiazmat. The f******* balls are f****** inert... s*** Yiazmat.
I'll paint you a word picture to sum up Yiazmat. Imagine the 300 Spartans, and imagine they found a way to distill themselves into one being. Add to this creation Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, Samus Aran, Ridley, Master Chief, the ships from Space Invaders, Sephiroth, Cloud, Link, Ganondorf, SSJ4 Gogeta, Omega Shenron, Neo, Agent Smith, Darth Vader, the Go-Rock Squad, Luke Skywalker, Jesus Christ, God, the Blue Ghost from Pac-Man, Satan, Allah, L-block from Tetris (hey, he won the character contest), Buddha, a choir of Angels, Leroy Jenkins, all of the Dark Aeon's from FF-X, Jeff from Earthbound, the WEAPONS from FF-VII, Sauron (equipped with the One Ring), Voldemort, Arceus, the Left Bat from Pong, Achilles, Zeus, Odin, Thor, Genie Jafar, Ansem, the Squirrel Spammer of WL, Riku, the entire of Organisation XIII, Slash from GnR, Matthew Bellamy from Muse, Jimmy Hendrix, Adolf Hitler, Shigeru Miyamoto, Bowser, Dante, Virgil, Kratos, the Board from Breakout, Ares, Merchant from RE4, Salazar, Albert Wekser, the Tyrant, Nemesis, Barry, Dark Samus, Phoenix Wright, Edgeworth, Roy and Marth, the cheapness of Peach from SSBM.........
and the crappiness of Reggie Fils Aime... multiply all of the above by 10. That gives you a small teasing taste of what to expect from Yiazmat.
Your next Montblanc... I'll give you kupo... Next mark.
And he was only a warm up for the real challenge, a powerful Wyrm called Yiazmat.
He has about 50,000,000HP.
No, that wasn't an error. He actually has 50,000,000HP as other FF-XII players (like Cloud and Ricky) can testify to it. And a further note: I have three people in my party and at MAXIMUM they can deal 9,999 damage... (stupid No-Break-Damage-Limit upgrade)
That's it. So you do the maths.
I'll keep you posted on my progress...
F***, Yiazmat. The f******* balls are f****** inert... s*** Yiazmat.
I'll paint you a word picture to sum up Yiazmat. Imagine the 300 Spartans, and imagine they found a way to distill themselves into one being. Add to this creation Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, Samus Aran, Ridley, Master Chief, the ships from Space Invaders, Sephiroth, Cloud, Link, Ganondorf, SSJ4 Gogeta, Omega Shenron, Neo, Agent Smith, Darth Vader, the Go-Rock Squad, Luke Skywalker, Jesus Christ, God, the Blue Ghost from Pac-Man, Satan, Allah, L-block from Tetris (hey, he won the character contest), Buddha, a choir of Angels, Leroy Jenkins, all of the Dark Aeon's from FF-X, Jeff from Earthbound, the WEAPONS from FF-VII, Sauron (equipped with the One Ring), Voldemort, Arceus, the Left Bat from Pong, Achilles, Zeus, Odin, Thor, Genie Jafar, Ansem, the Squirrel Spammer of WL, Riku, the entire of Organisation XIII, Slash from GnR, Matthew Bellamy from Muse, Jimmy Hendrix, Adolf Hitler, Shigeru Miyamoto, Bowser, Dante, Virgil, Kratos, the Board from Breakout, Ares, Merchant from RE4, Salazar, Albert Wekser, the Tyrant, Nemesis, Barry, Dark Samus, Phoenix Wright, Edgeworth, Roy and Marth, the cheapness of Peach from SSBM.........
and the crappiness of Reggie Fils Aime... multiply all of the above by 10. That gives you a small teasing taste of what to expect from Yiazmat.
Your next Montblanc... I'll give you kupo... Next mark.