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I saw this on MSN today. I thought this would be funny at first and parts of it were but one part really pissed me off (see the red one). I mean what bullsh!t.

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Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.

Rap.

Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Wii.

Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words *****, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)

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Red one = Phail

No Wii before marriage.

Smaky's right and GlueGun you're soooooooooo wrong. That's just wrong.

sounds like this list was made by your typical spoiled American woman..

That's okay, I don't have a car and I can't drive.

*childish snicker*

Too bad, crocs are crap.

If you can think of a better way to dry long hair, I'd like to hear it.

I'll do all the celebrity impressions I want, thank you.

My mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction sometimes feels uncomfortable.

No.

I can try to avoid it, if I knew what that meant.

What, you're upset if I call some whore a whore, but if I refer to a hard lad down the pub as a whore and get beaten up that's okay? *****, please.


Dang, looks like there'll be no spoiled Yank girls for me.

Betcha 100 bucks this came from a girl that has been in so many crappy relationships that she out of the blue just decides to give us advice.

If you guys think this is just some spoiled rich girl I DARE you to question your girlfriends footwear.

It was nice knowing you. :l

And yes, the red one is major phail.

What if I'm not a firearms guy? What am I supposed to clean to show my MANLINESS?!

you should clean...your thing. yeah. your thing.

agreed.

uh oh

im surprised that the original person who wrote this didn't include "no farting/burping/belching" although i find them quite hilarious sometimes XD

ahahahahahahahahahahah

Lol same here, my closest friends are all boys so I'm used to hearing those noises by now haha. And the Wii one is definitely a no no. Never mind a boyfriend playing it, I'D be playing it.

I told her how much my car cost within the first week of dating. Like this: "GOD I hate this f***ing car! At least it was only $2000" or something along those lines

I don't have a gun...

I was one of the stoners in high school. The only trophy I have is a letter saying I'm not gonna graduate

We both agree my mother is... let's not get into my mother's problems, eh?

F*** rap.

Her/Our housemates are all male. Yeah...

I help her CHOOSE her footwear.

She used to help me blow-dry my mohawk when I had it and it was too tall for my arms to reach the top...

Uh-huh. We usually have the Reservoir Dogs convo about tipping when we're at restaurants

Celebrities? Neither of us pay any attention to pop culture.

We both do impressions of each other...

People carry cash these days?

If she can scratch her chest, I can scratch my mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

She plays my Wii more than I do

What?

I'm pretty sure she screams at me more than I do at all things combined

We both do. Yeah.

We both do, towards other women mostly. We also use the words **** and twat.

I do that. And it makes her laugh.

Clearly the woman who wrote this is menopausal and worried she'll never have kids or be married, and has thus turned into a bitchsluttrampwhorecunttwat. I violate the majority of that list. And we're getting married. Uh-huh...

WTF!!! i cant Wii??? Blasphemy!!!!

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I read this the other day w/ one of my friends(who's a girl)and she laughed SO hard cause she come over to my house to play.

Lol great read and wtf at the Wii. Its the only one that i actually did but it was with the girl.

I just realized that when people quote this it looks as if I said it. I did NOT say those things!