Congrats to Cappin/Hairy_Legs and ZeldaFan, the newest Press Trainees. In they're new position they will assist in janitorial duties around the site and will be paid 1 Zimbabwean dollar each month for their troubles ($0.0000333367 US).
And as a side announcement, it feels like our press team is getting kind of bloated so until further notice I don't think we'll be searching for new reporters any time soon.
Kindrik
*puts on red cap and janitor overall, puts tooth pick on mouth, put broom over shoulder and swings ring of keys around finger walking down hall way whistling*
Hehe, hairy_legs...
WELCOME ABOARD CAKE!!!!
Welcome strangers.
Congratulations to the both of you, and you both deserve it.
The cake is lies ^
Nice one guys! Defintely well deserved!

All green names so far.
And Kindrik... BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE GREEN YOU B*STARD!
I mean, eh, bestest admin ever... *wants old Kindrik back*

Thanks, I am so excited! I can't wait to start!!!

Yup, all green names...
Here is your first assignment... make me some coffee, black, no sugar, 4 spoons.
Yup, all green names...
Here is your first assignment... make me some coffee, black, no sugar, 4 spoons.
No u.
And Gratz guys!! ^^ 
Awesome has entered the thread.
feel privileged.
Awesome has entered the thread.
feel privileged.
Huh where?! DID I MISS HIM?!
Awesome has entered the thread.
feel privileged.
Huh where?! DID I MISS HIM?!
That would be me. 
So much green...
and it's not even St.Patrick's Day!
A lot of green...
But Congrats to you both, well deserved

OMG Welcome aboard guys!
And MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Oh and by the way WR, the green won't eat you
Congrats guys, enjoy your lackey press work funtime.
Congrats. Did Kindrik mention that press trainees are used for target practice get a lot of training dodging stuff?
Great job guys. Make us all proud or die
* Kindrik pulls out paintball gun.
I went paintballing for the first time today and I liked it. I could use some practice.