If your porch costs more than the rest of your home, you might be a Redneck.
I you just did your grocerys and spent the last half hour looking for your car, only to realise your at the wrong store, you might be a rednck.
So your post your own!
Im not touching this topic with a 50 inch pole. If i do then people are gonna wanna do hispanic jokes...and im pretty sensitive about that subject.
If the Confederate flag sticker on the bumper of your wife's truck is at eye level with you, you might be a redneck.
I'm not even kidding about this (I've lived in Texas my whole life). I'm taller than six-foot and I've seen trucks that could drive over me if I squatted down a couple of inches. And there are some people who I seriously think believe the South won the war.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If your fiance's father used his shotgun to help you propose, you might be a redneck.
If you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive, you might be a redneck.
If you think "fancy dinner" is the same thing as "super-sized," you might be a redneck.
You know you're a redneck when your gun rack, has a gun rack on it.
when your mow your lawn and find a car.