CoD4 Mine: Well a couple days ago, prolly a thursday or friday night, me and a few of my mates were playing in some public lobbies and we came across a full clan lobbie. I love those lobbies because the clans are the one who talk the most ****, so we raped them on Strike coming from a 250 to 140 deficit, so one of the guys was like "I wasnt serious so Imma use my viagra!" I was like, "WTF?! W/E" So we're playign Broadcast and lord an behold they all had juggernaut on and last stand or martyldom* i couldnt belive it! So being the guy that I am... I got pissed. So after we got ass raped in that TDM we went to our next map In Chinatown and I told my mates that Imma make the whole clan back out if its the last thing I do. So I played my Noobtacular Set Up: M16 with Noobtube, Juggarnoob, and Martyldome* and just went wild topping my score off at 32 and 10. Just completely ass raped them. Then they were bitching and complaining about me having that ****... and I was like Nope. I never use it. Wanna go again. And then one of them was like "Aye man, this n word, lets back out you guys!"
and there. once again I dismantled another *** ass clan.
Lol play my clan and try that ****.... you would be raped..
Lol play my clan and try that ****.... you would be raped..
E-Rape >_>
i dont consider martyrdom a cheat or noob perk. it's only good if youre fighting close quarters, and most people already run away from a dead dude by reflex. i do hate the noobtube with a passion though.
here's one that happened to us last night on COD4:
ground war: domination on pipeline.
match is pretty even, when they end up capping all 3 flags. they started racking up some massive points. my friend and i go all out and go for B, then C. we get both of them, and the rest of the team went for A, with their score being 196. our score was 16*. we were able to hold all 3 spots for the remainder of the game. since i usually play and private chat with my friend, we couldnt really hear what the other team was saying post-game, but their little mic icons were going off like a mofo.
halo 3:
It was 3 V 4 on CTF (Capture the flag) on Standoff. one of our nubs on our team quit anyway.
Its two/two were facing all brigs so we thought we were gonna get raped but we put up a fight. At the end they were just camping back with shotty in the base, and a guy on the turret. I get a double laser with the dude on the turret and his friend behind him, then got active camo and the new spawned rocks and killed three of them. Went into sudden death with 30 seconds, basically we all died again, they picked up my rocks, flag didn't recover BR'd two to death got the flag with 2 seconds left. ( And the respawns for us were 8 seconds I think.
Another was I one a Neutral Assault by myself xD Camo FTW!
COD4. Owning the whole team. So they decide they want to be fags and try to quit. Well his whole team quits except one guy, we get back to the lobby and I'm all like haha your team got raped. He's all like you know what? I'm higher rank than you! I'm like you know what you're 12.
Lol play my clan and try that ****.... you would be raped..
Well they knew better, and Im a lot better then you think MAUWUAUWUAUWUWU..
My first time on UT3, I go online (first time I even touched this game) as soon as it begins, DOUBLE KILL, MULTI KILL, DOMINATING....I got like 6 kills as soon as it begin on my first time on the game :3
Every other game I suck at though so it balances >_<
*was on PSN*
UT3, can't wait until it comes out on the 360.
UT3, can't wait until it comes out on the 360.
I fecking love the PSN version. The experience is great but the 360 will be one down due to the modding as UT is traditionally a MOD game.
In CoD4 I enjoy using people's Martyrdom grenades to kill their teammates.
First time I'd ever pulled it off was pretty spectacular; two randoms coming around the corner of that ruined tank in whatever map, right? One gets gunned down, the other knifed, and the one who was knifed drops the martyrdom grenade... so, I pick it up and lob it around the corner at some more of his friends! The ensuing explosion produces two kills.
I bet the killcams on that one were nothing short of shocking.
Just yesterday evening, after sucking in Halo 3 [playign with L33t Cloud] I figured i'd play some R6V2 to see if online has gotten any better for me personally. And well, i was horrific in that game... just 5 kills and nearly 21 deaths no matter what map... old and new ones. [needs practice] honestly the gameplay is a bit slow and visually uninspiring, SOOOOOO I put in CoD4 and my clan mates were playing in TDM on Overgrown.
I joined in without an invite to the party, so I ended up on the opposing team. My tema is pretty good. we all have our great games but I must say, Im the winning factor when it comes down to winning a TDM match. that being said i was on a team of nobodys against my clan. Some guy named ROFTLpirateNinja was just raping me with the Dragunov Sniper rifle [ugh] so we went on a prtty much sniper war between me and him for a bit then the rest of my team started to rape. In thien my rape factor came in...
I just took out 2 of my team mates on the stone bridge next to the game station with my DE [not gold because I did Prestige mode again =P] then took out the sniper under the bridge... tunred on my UAV and headshot another iwht my DE as he was coming to kill me. Picked up his m16/ACOG [ugh I reall dont find ACOG comfortable] and turned around and killed the sniper sneaking up on me! At this time is was just me in the enemy spawn really low on ammo and surrounded but I got an airstrike and placed the strike right over me killing everyone and gettign a chopper!
felt so good. but didnt get the last kill and won that match 32-10
I just generally enjoy hearing all the guys shout and make fun of me for being a girl, then wiping the floor with them.
Makes me feel all warm inside =D
wait..surfinrach has a 360?
Just surfinrach90 =]
Send an invite my way, you better be buying GTA. Looking forward to getting to the top of some leaderboards!
Will invite tomorrow.
I got CODIV...got too a level 20
I think I'm gonna be in this thread a lot more now that GTA IV is out.
So I was playing team deathmatch and there was this girl online. Everyone was all "be my gta girlfriend" and I was getting owned by someone with a pistol even though I had an M16 lol, anyway, I died and she dies too so we respawn next to eachother and I run in the opposite direction just because I didn't feel like dying anymore and I see an Infernus. I hop in, drive past her and she says "give me a ride" and then this other guy says "oh I'll give you a ride, all night long." and she says "I was talking to Arjayes" so I whip it around with a 180 and pick her up. She says she doesn't wanna shoot anymore and that we should drive far away, I drive fairly far and pick up a rocket launcher. She asks me if I like any classic games, I say "how classic?" and she says "PS1". I say I liked FFIX, she says "FFVII" was the best in the series, I say "wtf?", bail out of the car, and shoot it with the rocket launcher. She just laughs we keep trying to kill eachother for the rest of the round.
There's another Cops N' Crooks story, but now I wanna play online. <_<