Lack of forum games is lacking.
Straightforword, answer the question, give a new question.
Me first.
Would you rather get a papercut on each nipple, or the skin in between your fingers (all of them)?
paper cut on each nipple.
Would you rather be burned to death or frozen to death?
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Frozen, couldn't stand burn...
Would you rather dance naked in public or dance naked on tv?
¬.¬
I'd rather dance naked in public, because there'd be a slight less chance of it ending up on YouTube.
Would you rather eat mayonnaise that's been left out in the sun for a week, or the contents of a Los Angeles dumpster.
The mayo. LA dumpsters probably contain used needles. Do not want. D:
Would you rather deal with children, or the elderly?
Children. At least it'd be less embrassing to change them.
Would you rather travel to the future, or to the past?
I would rather travel to the future.
Would you rather have the ability to fly or have invisible powers?
invisible :3
would you rather have £1,000,000 or the adoration of everyone
ill take the money...
would ya rather lick a razor blade or pull off a fingernail...eww, im sick
I'd lick the razor blade, dull side obviously d:
Would you rather be a murderer or a pedophile?
Murderer.
Would you rather lose your sight or your legs?
legs
would you rather permanent isolation or no privacy ever
no privacy ever.
Would you rather have 1 eye or 3?
3, then I'll have one backup eye.
Lick a frozen pole or lick an athlete's foot?
frozen pole (not a polish native)
would you rather have television or the internet
frozen pole (not a polish native)
would you rather have television or the internet
Internet.
Would you rather eat ice cream or cookies?
Cookies. there's no time limit on cookies
would you rather
commit a misdemeanor and get caught or a major crime and get away with it?
Major crime.
Would you rather get hit by a bus going 60 mph or run over by a lawnmower when you're lying in the grass?
With the bus you'd have at least some chance of living...
Would you rather get hit in the head by a brick or a concrete block?
Brick. Less brain damage.
Would your rather be maimed with a firey hot poker, or a chainsaw.