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FPS Nate

10-21-2006, 04:30 PM
well this thread is going to be dedicated to funy stories about noobs post your storys here n hopefully we can all laugh at some n00bs together.
ill start if of with the story of this n00b..
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/34838...on_Mistake

LOLZ what n00b!

poet

10-21-2006, 04:37 PM

nickname:Flipper

10-21-2006, 04:40 PM
LOLZ!

poet

10-21-2006, 04:48 PM

^h4x0r

FPS Nate

10-21-2006, 05:01 PM
^ROFLOLZ what a n00b

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6092...lloon.html
BOOM HEADSHOT!
n00b gets Headshoted!! in SLOW-MO (well he lets hhimeslef but still very cool)

FPS Nate

10-21-2006, 05:04 PM
lol n00b thinks hes 1337.

nickname:Flipper

10-21-2006, 05:25 PM



FPS Nate

10-21-2006, 05:34 PM
^ROFLZ

ill post some actually more stories later on but now im off to watch fedor emelianenko vs Butterbean PRIDE fight!

poet

10-21-2006, 05:43 PM


Kindrik

10-21-2006, 07:31 PM
rofl at all of them.

Brawl Lover

10-21-2006, 09:32 PM
ther was a gy
on a forum once
who used to post

just liek dis
he had teribul grammer
andspelling
and he ofetn very rarely make sense

im not sure if english wasnt his
main language

or if he was just
high

Nomad

10-21-2006, 10:55 PM
ahhh. good times

poet

10-21-2006, 11:12 PM

Brawl Lover Wrote:
ther was a gy
on a forum once
who used to post

just liek dis
he had teribul grammer
andspelling
and he ofetn very rarely make sense

im not sure if english wasnt his
main language

or if he was just
high

nigga prolly smokin' a blunt

NBbowler

10-22-2006, 01:04 AM

poet Wrote:
nigga prolly smokin' a blunt

You'd better be African-American, otherwise some gangsta gonna bust a cap.

Anyway, once I was in Walmart playing the DS demo, and a guy and his wife came up looking for a game for their son, I think. Anyway, the guy says to his wife, "Look, he's playing that new Game Boy."

Fortunately, the woman said, "No wait, that's the new hendheld, the DS."

That guy was such a n00b.

nickname:Flipper

10-22-2006, 07:30 AM
LMFAO! XD

FPS Nate

10-22-2006, 10:15 AM
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who, uh, remove themselves from it...

Like two men, 17 and 21, who imitated Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened them up, poured gasoline inside, and lit them. As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. Darth Vader died, while his opponent survived to 'fess up to their creative, but stupid, reenactment.

Some moderators said 17 was too young, but I disagree. This one passes the "no minors" rule, because 17 is legal driving age, and old enough to pump gas is old enough to know better.

Like this n00b storire theres a lot more like this at...
http://www.darwinawards.com/

Kindrik

10-22-2006, 12:16 PM
Love that site.

My favorite is one where these guys were drunk and were trying to prove their manhood. So eventually some guy takes a chainsaw and cuts off a small part of his foot to prove he's the manly of them all. So then this other guy takes the chainsaw and says "look at this". He then swings the chainsaw at his head and takes his head clean off.

poet

10-22-2006, 01:16 PM
Darwin owns.

Quote:
(26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.


Brawl Lover

10-22-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:
or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

Oh man. That is hilarious.

FPS Nate

10-23-2006, 03:05 PM

Brawl Lover Wrote:

Quote:
or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

Oh man. That is hilarious.


LMFAO!

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