You can try to save them... But LZ... It's futile.
nothing's futile when put in the hands of a woman.
Its true Ricky, surely you understand the power they possess.
I'd like to see a women jump through my screen and punch my dazzling smile out of existence. If they cannot do that then please, preach elsewhere.
I can reach through and put duct tape over it...
You never cease to run out of duct tape... But alas, only masking tape can cease this smile, and even then, it's only for a day.
well I've got plenty of different tapes, including masking tape, that I could last quite a few years if need be...
So you plan on putting duct tape over my smile, everyday, for the next few years?
If thats what it comes to, then so be it. I can be pretty patient.
Why do you despise my smile so?
because it so entrances everyone. guys are not supposed to do that XP
Like this? I smiled at her and she can't even open her eyes.
...quite so. and now with that proof, I can gather the other females and warn them of the consequences of gazing at your smile.
It won't be enough. The smile conquers all, it even has you under its chain of rule. You just don't notice it yet.
oh really? and what, pray tell, says that I am under it's rule?
Tell me... When you saw/heard of this smile what were your first impressions? That right there should tell you.
I said..."what does he think, that his smile can replace his balls? did he lose them?"
that's what I thought first XP
Oh no... The smile and balls coexist in harmony creating the absolute form of power. Why... without them all existence would cease to function. Intersting huh? Did you also know that in Massachusetts you can be sent to jail for up to three years for cheating on your spouse?
Why no, no I did not. But, luckily for me, I
1. do not have a spouse
2. don't cheat on my boyfriend
3. don't live in Massachusetts.
You men better be wary of cheating on us, now, you hear? or we'll all move to Massachusetts when we're married.