Well the ladies can go to Massachusetts, the men will stay wherever they are. Now don't go cheatin' on us while your over there got it? Ya might wind up in prison.
And why don't you have a spouse? Is it because your smile doesn't dazzle? Your balls don't interchange? Or maybe because the second hand on an authentic Rolex watch doesn't tick, it moves smoothly.
Oh yes. See, men tend to not operate in a smooth, easy fashion, but women move as smooth as silk to get things done, and don't get noticed for it. We know how to work, slipping by without a sound (like cats, mrowr).
And I'm pretty sure I don't have any balls except the Super Bouncy Balls, a bowling ball, and random tennis/golf balls. actually, that's a lot of balls...muahahaha, I've got more balls than you!
Is that a good thing? I have the regular amount yet you have more... weird.. just like how chop suey is not a native Chinese dish, but was created in California by Chinese immigrants.
What say you to that? Makes you want to marry a box doesn't it?
Well, I live in a tube, so marrying a box wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Hmm... fine. Witty retorts for all of my comments eh? Well, I dare you to change your avatar. AGAIN. Don't wanna break your promise now do ya?
fine, I will...lemme see if i can find one ive got on my computer that i like
Wait a second there missy... there's one thing I forgot to add.. It has to be something I choose.
Then I'll just dare you again and make it more specific, would you rather have that?
grawr. fine, fine...dare away!
I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
Most likely... Now you say you aren't one to be swayed by my stunning smile, but now your avatar shall be the girl who can't even open her eyes because she was swayed by the magnificience that is my "grill".
nope, cause that did not have the words "I dare you" in it, and you cannot repeat the sentence with it now that I've pointed it out. XP
Sneaky, but you said I can't repeat the sentence, not the dare. So I dare you to change your avatar...
Mission accomplished.
Rawr. but I like my nose...
Ha! In the case of you changing your avatar, I'll let you dare me once, AND ONLY ONCE. This is not an oppurtunity, most people get so I'll add a stipulation, it can be anything but I have the right to reject it. Don't fret though! I might not reject you.
Ooooh, I know you can't reject me XP
Hm...can I put that dare on hold, though, so I can think of something when I'm actually awake? 3:30am kills brain cells.
Then you might want to sleep for the night. Gather your brain cells again and ask me.
OK, went to bed for about an hour, woke up, went to work, finished classes, took a 10 min nap, and I'm refreshed and ready to rumble!
I dare you...to change your sig. You've had it for way too long. D:
I waited a day for that? D:
yup. cause i couldn't think of anything. brain = still not here.