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I got this game for christmas and put of playing it because i was focused on Zelda. I desided that i should review this game about a week ago. So here is Rampage Total Destruction.

Story
One word...CHEESEY! This story is all about a new soda comeing to the public. The soda has been tasted and all 40 of the tasters turned into monsters. All but 1 have been put into storage contaners. You are the one not locked up. You have to set everyone free. This isn't very fun and just seems like it was thrown in there in the last second.

Graphics
This game has nice 3D graphics with OKlighting. The thing that killed those 2 are the particale effects, the monster movment, the destruction of things and the bullets. Particales were horibble. They looked the same every single time and were blinding to look at. The monster movement wasn't so bad but it was really seemed jerky and not realalistic. When a monster jumped, it looked like it was 5 pounds. The destruction of buildings was all the same each and every time. Bullets moved so slow it was hard not to doge them. They also had this werid matrix like white strek behind them all the time. These bad graphics basicly killed the game all on there own.

Gameplay
The controls on the wii couldn't have been eny worse on this then they already are. You move with the anolog stick on the nunchuk and swing the wii-mote to smash stuff. These controls seem tacked on from the PS2 version. I also got very frusterated because the controls are so glichy and not very responsive. If your lucky you'll get like 1 or 2 seconds inbetween the wii-mote and the monster. One thing that was really hard to get used to was the fact that the game is in full 3D but is a 2D side scroller. This gets annoying because there are buildings in the background that can't be destrouid untill you destroy all the buildings in the foreground. Confusing...I know.

Music
The music is the same rock song over...and over...and over again and again and again. And mabye if it was ACDC i would like it but it was crappy rock that got old real fast
Story-4/10
Graphics-3/10
Gameplay-4/10
Music-2/10
Overall-4/10
Get this game?-NO! This game sucks at pretty much everything! It looks tacked on, feels tacked on and Smells tacked on! (Jk!) This is a crappy import game from the PS2 and is not fun. Don't wast money on this crap.
Ouch dude, I know the game isn't that great but wow ouch. You should also put an overall rating.

I have this game too. (bought it for a x-mas present for my like 7 year old bro and he absolutly LOVES IT!) I doubt i'll review it. May review if I have like absolutely no games to review.
I just really didn't like it....mabye i missed something...I have a freind who loves it and thinks i'm crazy for saying this...Mabye its just me...
Lol no it's not just you, the game is bad. I think I'd probably give it a 5.

Noticed the overall too, it's always a neccesitty. Big Grin
Dude, are we like the only ones who review and look at these? I mean come on!
Nah I'm here too.  I think people just read em but don't respond.  I'm thinking about putting one up for Destroy All Humans if it there isn't already one, but it doesn't seem as if anybody reviews outside of Wii or Nintendo.
You can if you want. No one is stopping you. It's just at the moment most people want Wii reviews. But no one minds if you post a different kind.
Also forgot to mention that the people who enjoyed the game are crazy. I rented it and I want my $7 back. Nothing more than a steaming pile of pixels.
Well it never had high expectations. I mean come on it's rampage. Plus it's cheap so no big deal.
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