There was a D4rk Cloud hovering over the LZ ranch. AS Ricky was testing his glass balls on the raging bull, Sakura caught her spurs on the barbwire fence. The sound of shattering glass along with the booming thunder caused the lone horseman, Nomad to pause his camel ride. Wii_Rulz ran expecting Dume to befall them all! As everyone ran towards Sakura to help, the sound of Joker's laughter vibrated through the air. As he walked toward them holding a very battered, dead squirrel in his hand, Sakura's spur came loose and the sun shone brightly. As everyone applauded the death of the annoying creature, a party quickly began. Daisy ran out of the main house dragging a cooler behind her. LemonMan suddenly appeared with steaks to grill. As Joker started a bonfire (thanks to his CAP days!) the party got underway. Needless to say, what went on at WiiLoaded's LZ ranch that night stays in WiiLoaded World!
my ranch? Wii!
yay for everyone living happily ever after!
LOL
questions though. first, why is the horseman on a camel? and second, wouldn't LemonMan being grilling shrimp on the barby?
oh you Aussies
*grabs some shrimp from the baby kangaroo and hands it to LemonMan*
yo yo yo yo yo yo i love dis thread homie g its so funny
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LOL! I loved it! do more!
As Flipper waded through the pile of Ricky's dirty underwear, she wished for a sweeter smelling atmosphere. Slamming the dryer door shut, she heard the doorbell ring. Since it seemed that Cloud, Dume, LemonMan and D4rk were so busy playing poker and drinking beer they couldn't seem to tear themselves away from the game, Flipper answered the door. Crap, there was another commune member with a huge pile of dirty laundry! Nomad, with a smile on his face, pushed the basket into Flipper's hands. Of course, Flipper flipped out. Slinging Nomad's speedo into his face, she stormed out the door to confer with LZ. On the way , the cell phone rang. Sakura needed a favor. Would Flipper come bye and help with the laundry? As Flipper threw the cell at a passing squirrel, Joker and Daisy drove by. Daisy could tell Flipper was on a rampage. Sweetly smiling, she asked Flipper, "What's up?". Flipper, thinking Daisy may have Joker's dirty drawers in the back seat, flipped out again. Joker jumped out of the car and he and Daisy tried to restrain Flipper. WiiLoaded members passing by got in on the action. Soon the street was full of Flipper Troopers. Finally Flipper was subdued and explained the reason for the explosion. All the WiiLoaded members voted to put Wii_Rulz on laundry duty. Bringing all their laundry to the WiiLoaded community center proved futile. Alas, Wii_Rulz had skipped town with JuniorMints! An emergency meeting was called and everyone decide to throw all their dirty laundry away and buy all new clothes. Only problem was that only a few had jobs/money to buy clothes...so now people who are so totally broke have to go around naked letting their glass balls and such hang out........
Ricky and his dirty underwear...
Well-dressed (much moolah) Kindrik came to the community center to play a little ping pong with LZ. In the corner sat Ricky (crying in his Koolaid). Ignoring him as usual, LZ played a awesome game winning every game over Kindrik. As LZ left, Kindrik ran to Ricky's corner and curled up in a fetal position in Ricky's lap. Ricky was so happy to find someone else was more unhappy than he was, he offered Kindrik his last sip of Koolaid. Joker walked in and thought he had accidently wandered in at a most inappropiate time and quickly ran out. Joker quickly posted a note on the door........DO NOT DISTURB
Oh, I'm so unbelievably Aussie, hey mate.
So... what are Kindrik... and Ricky doing... o.o
Rooster crowed as the sun rose over the WiiLoaded horizon.Slater streaked across the field screaming something like. "ManaBurn'd my Wenis!". Sitting by the bubbling brook were two great warriors, Charmander and Alex. Contemplating the upcoming WiiLoaded Awards ceremony, they dreamed of the awesome trophies that would bear their names in gold. Hottest member......Best Six Pack........Most Rubber Ducks (Oops, that was Brando)...back to daydreaming.......
As a great cumulus Cloud floated across the moonlit sky, Ricky and Kindrik drift out of the WiiLoaded Community Center. With huge smiles on their faces they part and go their seperate ways. What goes on at WiiLoaded stays at WiiLoaded................
Since you asked so sweetly....
Charmander and Chinablack went to MSN Messenger to check out the new phenomenon that everyone is talking about! The WiiLoaded Convo! There they found several really cool WiiLoaded members creating havoc as usual. Catching the end of a comment by Twilight_Hero about a greenfrog and a Rooster was quite discerting. Of course Ricky was there in silent form. LZ invited both newcomers to join in. As the comments became more risque (or should I say the WiiLoaded team became..) t(hat_kid had to turn off his screen before his parents came in the room! ), everyone's manner became bolder. Maddocks was spouting off to NB Bowler about his expertise...(which I hear is quite accurate)....and IceMan was trying to charm the "socks" off of Sakura. Not to be outdone, Ricky quickly broke his vow of silence and began ranting to Cloud about his burned Wenis and his broken glass balls. D4rk and LemonMan stayed in the background feeling superior but friendly. Alex called Manaburn a Punk so Manaburn'd a Solid D on Alex's head! A melee of sorts immediately took place. WiiLoaded members grabbed their mouses and flung insults, jokes, and insinuations at each other. As minutes flew by, no one noticed Joker entering the room. With a tap of his royal mouse, he brought the circus to an end. With an all-knowing grin, Joker stated: "Let the games continue!"