Hm...
WTF happened to the teams we like in the NBA playoffs?
My pet kitty ate them.
WTF happened to the Sega Dreamcast?
They got Body checked, by guys with the name of horry.
WTF happened to NBA referees?
It was transferred into the VC.
WTF happened to the virtual boy?
A guy had a "Destroy My Virutal Boy" thing where people would PayPal him money (for a Wii) to find out how he was going to destroy his Virtual Boy...
WTF happened to t3h cl4ssics??
Nowadays, all most ppl c4r3 4 r new crap.
GIVE M3 MY CL4SSICS!!
They went to the VC too.
WTF happened to all t3h classic cartoons, which are better than the modern ones?
They were dumped because the creators/people who worked for that cartoon ran out of ideas.
WTF happened to REAL innovation?? Nintendo's the only one who's been innovative at all so far!
all the other console people stopped looking at what people could want and they just didnt know it yet, to what they know they want
WTF happened to the times when everything used to be simple?!?!
everything got complicated.
WTF happened to the times when everything was new, awesome and "FTW!"?
those times went into hibernation, and only come out once every 10 years.
WTF happened to my camera that it needs to be held together by tape D:
When you put it away, it's "muscles" (the cords and wires) loosened up from all the stress you gave it... And its "muscles" loosened its grip on the plastic, making it all come apart.
WTF happened to my friend coming over today?? He said he would and he didn't
D:
when he was on his way to your house he got drafted by the army.....sorry....
WTF happened to my arms, they feel all sore.
You were lifting weights, remember?
WTF happened to MSN? Now it wants people's credit card numbers!!
Its done for!
WTF happened to my Computer, why is it so slow?
I used my 1337 h4x0r skillz to slow it down.
WTF happened to Wii's "awesome" controller??
I used to be all like "OMFG 1337 IT DETECTS MOTION! =O"
AND there aren't many games that make "full" use of the Wii's controller.
D:
The really good games havent come out yet!
WTF happened to my mega-hot imaginary girlfriend?
I have
no clue! 
WTF happened to t3h good movies?
They're in the past!
WTF happened to me wenis?
No clue.
WTF happened to my boredom?
It went out the door.
Whatever happened to Robot Jones?