Since I can't win (not eligible) then I'll post here to give an example.
I love WiiLoaded so much that I'd wax my testicles.
It doesn't/shouldn't be that explicit but you get the idea.
Good luck to all!
i love wiiloaded soo much that i would even make a thread about it. hint hint
I love Wiiloaded so much I would protest for George Bush's reelection.
i love wiiloaded so much that i will kick a puppy in its leg.
p.s. he cant get reelected this is his second term
I love WiiLoaded so much that I would rip off my male reproductive parts with my bare hands to donate to the site.
I love Wiiloaded so much, that I'd go to Austrailia play LMX in Melee, play until I win, aka until im 70, and make this go on forever and ever nd ever etc.. Worst One yet XD
i love wiiloaded so much im gonna kill cloud for saying one of the worst posts yet!
I love WiiLoaded so much that im gonna use the Gale Boomerang and target Cloud's, wii for me's, wiiwillrockyou's, and Snare's heads and then i'll sacrifice your heads to honor wiiloaded!
i love wiiloaded so much that i would carve "joey loves wiiloaded" in a tree
I love WiiLoaded so much that i would carve 'josh loves wiiloaded more than joey" on my chest!
I love WiiLoaded so much that i would eat a spider!
I love WiiLoaded so much that i would pull out every single pubic hair by hand!
I love WiiLoaded so much that i would lick the floor of my house!
i love wiiloaded so much id donate my sperm to a sperm doner place thing
I love WiiLoaded so much that i would inject sperm to wiiloaded so it could produce baby wiiloaded and like that make wiiloaded live for a long time!
^2nd worst post after Cloud's.
i love wiiloaded so much that i would end cloud's and respeto's life so that they wouldnt say stupid posts like that
I love WiiLoaded so much that i messed up joey's DS at 10:57!

I love WiiLoaded so much that i would rip off my wenis!
I love WiiLoaded so much that everytime i see the title at the top i kiss and lick my screen passionately!
I love WiiLoaded so much that I made this thread to brainwash all the other members into having that same love!