A day in Wiiloaded is like a day with
Bruce Lee
Can you even comprehend something like that?
Do you know all the kinds of whoop ass Bruce Lee can give to you?
Everyone is aware, I'm sure.
First he could kick you so fast you'd feel like you were in flames
Good thing flaming doesn't exist on WiiLoaded.. heh... right.
How about the fact that he'd punch you so hard it'd feel like you were hit with a large trout?
I know a little something about that.
Just
Kidding...
LZ never hit me with a trout
Maybe because I do matrix whenever she tries but you never know...
Next time she just might land a blow.
Oh! You catch that? I'm a sneaky fella.
Please don't hate. I'm a WL kid and we're on a
Quest to be the best Wii site out there...
Right?
Somebody?
That IS our goal right?
Ugh.
Very
Well...
X-rays, balls, crowns, clones, fish, chainsaws, penetration, shoryukens, and taking your pants off for the sake of manliness.
Yeah, we're random. I guess if you have any questions you can ask
Zoolander.
plot twist
I really don't know how this contest goes... I think I didn it wrong, lemme try again.
A= Angst. Our #1 fuel. =D
B= Balls. They are mighty. They are gone.
C= Crowns. Cuz da Dume has many.
D= Ha! That makes a face! See it?! It's like
D: but with different eyes.
E= Ecstacy. Our #2 fuel. =D
F= Fat guys... really, really fat guys.
G= GIT ERR DUNN. Because whether it's ba problem with the site, or a spammer, we gets it done.
H= h4x. D4rk has lots, but he doesn't share.
I= Something that you see with.
J= Juxtaposition. I don't know how the hell that word came into my head.
K= Kid. We kid a lot, and we act like kids. Just like
you.
L= Lame. Some things are just plain lame. Gigli? Lame. Being a girl's kleenex? Lame. That spammer with the squirrel pictures? Lame.
M= Mom. You have one.
N= Nipple. You have one. Hopefully two.
O= Old. Some of us are old. Old enough to realize that you can't say "Wii" to your girlfriend/boss without adding the words "video game" before or after "Wii". As a matter of fact. 9 times out of 10. You won't even mention that you have one, let alone are a member of a site called WiiLoaded.
P= Please. The Wii is not a penis. Please stop the jokes, and no, my penis is not loaded.
Q= Question. When people ask questions here expect an answer at around the 9th post. 1-8 are usually "I don't know, but I feel the need to type anyway."
R= Ready. Upon arrival at this site, get ready to be chainsawed, shoryuken'd, slapped with a trout, or even penetrated.
S= Sex. 95% of us haven't done it. Why? Because at WiiLoaded our penis levels are over 9000 and it would obviously obliterate her pelvis.
T= Tinkerbell. I have never seen this word on WiiLoaded.
U= Ugly. If you're ugly, you're going to have a hard time fitting in here at WiiLoaded; The Land of Beautiful People.
V= Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?!
*takes off scouter*
It's over 9000!
*crushes scouter*
W= What?! 9000!!
X= XXX. You should erase it from your computer.
1) Go to Start
2) Search
3) Pictures, music, or video
4) "Check" the video box
5) Use advanced search options
6) More advanced options
7) "Check" everything except 'case sensitive'
8) Click Search
9) Expose your friend/erase your own.
Y= Yikes! The sound your friend will make when he recognizes the porn playing on his screen.
Z= ZZZ. The sound you'll be making because your friend knocked you out and ran away from society.
