Just ask something and the next person who will post should answer it...
now...
here's the question...
How many fingers am I holding up?
eleventy gazillion.
Why is the sky blue?
cause its not any other color
Why cant i have a bird?
Because the only birds you have are chicken and turkey, which you'd eat.
Why doesn't my regular computer connect to the internet?
because you own it
why are clouds white?
Because they're too cool for colors.
Why you so crazy? You not hungry for donut; you hungry for HOT POCKET!
cause you take long post back
why are firetrucks red and yellow?
Because purple polka dots made it look uber gay.
How come I pee in your toilet and don't flush?
because if its yellow leave it mellow if its brown flush it down
why can't i do a split?
the sythe is broken
why does it go up when I go down?
theres more than just your needs
why are saws sharp?
Because hammers are not.
Will the Buffalo Sabres get swept tonight?
idk but they will lose the series
will i win the stanley cup?
Of course!!
Did i just wii on my wii?
yes and now its yellow
will i become dictor of america?
No, because you can't even spell "dictator" correctly.
Will I ever find true love?
Does your mom count?
Only if she brings yours over for a threesome.
Is your mom hot?
hell no she old
do i have peanuts?
no, you have walnuts.
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop??