Post Any Pickup Lines here.
My Fav.
"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car."
"Lets count shoulders! 1, 2, 3!!"
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I know how to make a Bedrock.
let have sex... plain and simple
I'll put you down on my "To Do" list.
The word of the day is legs, now lets go spread the word!
*licks her clothes* Hey, lets go get you out of those wet clothes!
u must be tired, uve been running around my head all day
r u an jamaican? cause jamaican me crazy!
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put "u" and "i" together
can i have ur number, cause i lost mine
Everybody knows mine was best.
o yea? Check out the last post in LPTPHW.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
*two girls talking together*
Hey, I don't want to come between you to... or do I?
*hold out a screw in your hand to a girl*
Wanna screw?
For a moment I thought I died and went to Heaven, but apparently Heaven has come to me.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your father an alien? Because you are out of this world!
Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?
wow, if i wasn't so anti-social and if saying the stuff from the 1st half wouldn't get me arrested and i was still a minor i might actually use this stuff.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Haha, I'm like one of 5 people on this board who actually gets that 
well im one,
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Are those Parachute Pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
do you know how much a polar bear weighs?? enough to break the ice, hi my names.....
Is there an angel missing from heaven, cause you've got nice cans
LOL! random, i love random!