Why thank you, Prepare to be raped.
No not in the face!!! I am soo boned...
Well you tried, thats all that matters.
It doesn't matter. It was an interesting battle. Thanks for the show. Now it just means I have to train harder.

How do my other pokemon catch Pokerus too?
I dont want to wait forever just for my pokemon to catch Pokerus from another one.
I'm not sure the mechanics have been figured out for D/P yet...
Thats why Im waiting for personman to respond..
i think it will spread to your other pokemon. thats what personman12 said happened.
All my Pokemon are Infected! : D, but the thing doesn't seem to be changing anything..
Their stats should be boosted
No not in the face!!! I am soo boned...
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Like every level, they should get like 5 stat boosts?
I'm not sure if there is exact number, but I know during battle its increased.
Each battle they get stronger? And how long does it stay for?
I think it's only during battles, but I'm not 100% sure. I haven't seen the pokerus since Silver/Crystal.
How long did it last for you?
It lasted until I spent more time with the infected pokemon. Once it grew several levels it was gone.
Hmm, leave one pokemon in the Box's with it, so it wont heal, then put it back in, when they get cured?
Yea. Anyway if you want to keep the pokerus for good then just keep a contaminated pokemon in your PC so if you need to get infected just pull that out, let it stay in your party for a bit and then return once the pokemon you get infected get infected.