My little 10 year old brother hand made and gave this to my (completely healthy) mother for her birthday. Here is a scan of said card:

DDDDD:
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*over the shock*
XD
couldnt decide whether to laugh or just stare in shock, but no matter how much i tried to tell myself it wasnt all THAT funny, i cant help but giggle ^^
Lmao hes convinced shes dying...awwwww

LOL
Someones been telling him what happens to people when they get old...
He's a little early to be worrying about it though :p
No matter what I tried telling myself, I couldn't help but laugh.
At least he's honest.

I have a friend named Austin. I could imagine him doing that when he was ten... XD
As hard as I try to not laugh, I just can't stop. XD
Haha very funny stuff. I would just be so in shock.
I wonder what was going through his mind when he wrote it.
It's the best card eveeeeeeeeeeeeer!
It's the best card eveeeeeeeeeeeeer!

DDDDD:
...
*over the shock*
XD
couldnt decide whether to laugh or just stare in shock, but no matter how much i tried to tell myself it wasnt all THAT funny, i cant help but giggle ^^
Me too 
maybe its code..... better check for signs of evil in his eyes. He's sick of her hogging his Zelda.............. pass away = murdered by him
XD JustKidding

It's the best card eveeeeeeeeeeeeer!

lol 