A random Japanese person comes out, and starts talking a LOT (VERY rapidly) in Japanese.
I put in a fake coin and...
the coin machine punches u in the face for being cheap
i put in a coin and.....
the coin comes out again... must have been a little bent or something...
I put a paradox in and...
the machine falls over killing you and your sea monkeys
i put in a screwdriver and...
The machine rejects it, and the screwdriver goes into your eye.
I put in a Nintnendo Power magazine and...
It gets stuck halfway through. The machine only likes NGamer
I put in an NGamer and...
the machine slaps u!
i put in ur mom (no offense) and.....`
You get a Carmen Electra sex doll.
I put in a coin and...
A grenade with no clip pops out. You swiftly throw it at the nearest ps3...
*enter coin*
You found an ocarina!
I put in a coin and...
a picture of snare and michael jackson together comes out HAHAHAHA
i put in a coin and....
Sony's PS3 expert comes out and starts talking your ear off with all kinds of crap.
* M@gicM@rker puts a coin into the machine
a giant pikachu comes out!
i put in a coin and.....
Nothing comes out.
HAHA!!
>:3
I put a coin in and...
your criminal record comes out...reads... OMG he rapes kids
i put in a sonic ring and......
YOUR criminal record comes out...OMG you accuse people of raping kids! :O
I put in Miyamoto and...
lol! ur gay dog comes out
i put in a coin and.....
A photo of this pops out:
I put a Lego brick in a machine and...
a lego theme park comes out! =D
i put in a coin and.....
I pop out, and I'm now a Boy Sage on WiiLoaded!
(I also have this next to my name:

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I put my new Sage-coin into a machine and...