GANNON=BANNED!!!
Lol. I remember that stuff. ^^
....you catch the game ball at madison square garden killing you and your kittens
i put in a teabag and
five gallons of coffee comes out.
i put in a pencil and...
reggie comes out, kicks you in the stomach and runs
i put in a 360 and
n00bs come out and surround you with their Live suckiness
i put some water in the machine and...
A Magikarp comes out and bores you to death.
I put in a DSLite and...
the power cuts out and you die of a heart attack from the fright, i steal the ds
i put in a cell phone and
Out comes cellulite.
I put in a map of the world and...
the roof collapses and crushes you
i put in my dignity and
You don't
have any dignity to put in! (JSYK, I'm kidding.

)
I put in a coin and.....
windows vista fails to load again... again
I put in Windows XP and....
the machine works perfectly. all the drivers load, your graphics card is compatible
then a plane crashes through the windows killing you and your dog
I put in a tampon and?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .*no comment*. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I put in my 2 cent's worth and...
an elephant which escaped from the zoo comes in and steals the machine (which you won millions in BTW)
i put in a CPU and
and it says "the person who put the coin in is not smart enough to run a program for 3 month olds"
i put in a coin hacked by action replay and...
you get a foreign currency from the machine. haha owned
i put in a stick of dynamite and?
The machine blows up. :3
I put in a piece of paper and.....
it burns in the fire from the explosion.
i put in a marshmallow and...
You get a
toasted marshmallow!
I put in a toasted marshmallow and....