... i went to the bathroom to wash my hands and my electric toothbrush was really close to my soap dispenser, and i said to myself, "dont knock over the electric toothbrush!" so i reached for the soap and i knocked over the electric toothbrush. i looked at my hand and said, "you stupid hand." then i looked in the mirror and it gave me the finger. i remember when i was younger that hands were nice respectable and obedient helpers. now theyre just a bunch of a-holes.
I have to agree with you on this one. I mean, I was straightening my hair the other day, and my hand decided to grab the straighteners and burn my ear! And i told it not to..
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^--What he said. 
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I have to agree with you on this one. I mean, I was straightening my hair the other day, and my hand decided to grab the straighteners and burn my ear! And i told it not to..
dude tell me you do not flat iron your hair
seacrest out
xD
I hate when stuff like that happens.. >_>
my hands just slip up when im trying to cut the tips of the flower stems with a knife at the florist...and they're such babies, that at the slightest slice from one of the knives, they start crying. and let me tell you - when they cry from those cuts, even a few bandaids can't stop them.
go make a deal with the robot devil and get new robot hands
I have to agree with you on this one. I mean, I was straightening my hair the other day, and my hand decided to grab the straighteners and burn my ear! And i told it not to..
dude tell me you do not flat iron your hair
seacrest out
Meh, I have no secrets!
yeah that happened with my feet and a hedgeclippers once, but lets not go into that
my friend's toenail got taken off by a lawnmower...it looked pretty cool, but she didn't like lawnmowers or her feet after that...
Maybe its time to send the hands off to military school, greaser? That might teach them discipline...
ya those hands! they have showed nothing but disrespect since we bought them
You bought your hands?
>.>
My hands came free with a mobile phone I recently purchased, I think I shall sue that mobile company!
my hands are... hand-me-downs. that could explain why they give me so much sass.
My hands came free with a mobile phone I recently purchased, I think I shall sue that mobile company!
did you have to sign a 2 year contract
i got the pre-payed, pick up and go hands