06-24-2007, 05:44 PM
-A D4RK STORY-
*Please read episode two, part 1 first if you have not already done so.
The last time we met, our heroes had just entered the E for All event in California. Nomad, being Nomad, lost their tickets, but just before getting stabbed by linkszelda, Reggie Fils-Aime stepped in to save the day.
Nomad: Where is that damn Brawl stand?
Reggie: I still don't understand the need for such senseless violence.
D4rk: It's fun.
Reggie: Well do you know what else is fun?
LZ: What?
Reggie: Sitting around your television set and playing Mario Party 8 with your family!
Joker: Oh yeah, I do... that all the time... with my wife
LZ: Joker you don't have a wi...
Joker: Ssshhh! I'm trying to get him to go away.
D4rk: Reggie go away.
Reggie: Okay then. See you guys later at the Big Brain Aca... (fades away)
D4rk: Okay! We will!
LZ: I need coffee.
Joker: Come on LZ, we just had coffee in Starbucks this morning...
LZ: I said coffee b1tch!
Nomad: Yeah, you heard the lady!
D4rk: Shut up Nomad... coffee it is.
The team find a busy café in the corner of the convention center. They buy overpriced coffee and talk amongst themselves.
Nomad: Yeah I know guys, PS3 sucks!
Joker: Quiet Nomad, the Sony guys are just over there.
Nomad: Eh, did I see the PS3, I meant this coffee... Yeah it's clearly instant.
Phil Harrison bursts into tears and collapses on his table
Ken Kutaragi: Ah look what you did now!
Joker: Sorry eh, anyway.
D4rk: Come on guys, let’s go.
Our heroes decide to venture out in groups. D4rk and Joker, and Nomad and LZ
LZ: Why do I get Nomad?
Nomad: Because D4rk and Joker had important subjects to discuss regarding the financial future of WiiLoaded.
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Joker: Woooot! These trampolines are great!
D4rk: Why are there trampolines in a video games convention?
Joker: Does it matter? They're here, so who cares! Now about those important business matters........... tag you're it!
D4rk: Hey come back here you son of a...
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LZ: Where the heck are the bathrooms?
Nomad: Beats me, maybe they're over there, by Bill Gates.
LZ: Oh my God!
Bill Gates: Thanks I get that all the time, here's some stock.
Nomad: Sweet
Bill Gates: So how are you guys enjoying Vista's crisp, clean interface? Did you take our new security features for a whirl? Boy, howdy, you can lose hours just by changing the settings on your firewall.
LZ: Ehhh...
Nomad: Ehhh...
*Screams*
Nomad: What was that?
LZ: I don't know. But it couldn't have been D4rk and Joker. They're discussing important subjects about the financial future of WiiLoaded.
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Grandmother: That's the little hoodlum who knocked me over! And to think, I was having a nice quiet evening with my grandson. All I wanted to do was pwn some n00bs and then this little devil comes running through the hall and knocks me down!
D4rk: Get a walking stick grandma
Grandmother: Get a haircut ya' hippy!
D4rk: That's it!
Joker: No D4rk, it's not worth it.
Security Guard: That's it, you two are going behind bars tonight!
Joker: At least I'll have my SmartPhone.
Security Guard: I'm going to have to confiscate that SmartPhone sir.
Joker runs
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D4rk: Well, I have to admit Joker, you got pretty far.
Joker: Yeah...
D4rk: Probably shouldn't have waited for the elevator though.
Joker: No...
D4rk: At least you get to keep your SmartPhone.
Joker: Yeah...
D4rk: It wasn't too bad as a whole.
Joker: No...
Security Guard: Keep it down in there!
Nomad: Well Joker, I'm proud of you. Stand up for a man's SmartPhone!
LZ: Men and their SmartPhones...
D4rk: How did you guys get in here anyway?
Nomad: Beat Bill Gates over the head with my backpack... At least I get to keep it. It still has my lucky penny.
D4rk: Didn't bring us much luck today did it?
Joker: Hey Nomad, are those our tickets?
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